Sure I’ll adopt DirkRose into my belief system(your brain is fucking huge). So how about the others (DaveRoxy)?
thank u anon tee hee
OK DAVEROXY TIME LETSGO
daveroxy - 12/10 i fucking love me some epilogues daveroxx. once saw a headcanon that roxy changes his name to jeff and fulfills the "sweet bro hella jeff prophecy" which i ADOREEEE. roxy get that man OUT of his weird throuple situation and use your void powers to block alt calliope and ult dirks influences he deserves it. the incestuous brothers of all time... perhaps even surpassing brodave and dirkdave (heresy i know)
davemom - in a weird parallel to dirkmom dave is Also taking advantage but this time its to prove to himself that hes not gay. in fact hes so not gay because he can even pull his friend's mom and maybe he enjoys it a little too much when she dotes on him and coos over him (as opposed to rose who sees it all as five layers of irony and manipulation deep); helpless dave falling into the mom roxy spiral and she pats his cheek and calls him sweet
a!daveroxy - THIS one really is just roxy lashing out w her unrequited crush on dirk to try to get his attention and a!dave is just taking advantage of the situation while texting dirk about how his little friend is so cute and nice and pretending he cant tell roxy is giving pisspoor attempts at seduction that hes amused by