#davesprite post

[ask-stridercest]

Whats everyone’s favorite hobby

This family is completely average in every aspect.

[ask-stridercest]

would everyone answer #1 of the nsft ask thing? For reasons

Dirk: I am also plagued by mysterious reasons to do things.

D: non-sexual things that turn me on... well-

Dirk: Brotherhood.

Hal: My dude, I come with the news from the future, that's everyone.

D: that is n-

Dirk: Bro also gets off on fatherhood.

Bro: Nah, hate that shit, just a regular daddy kink.

Hal: Somebody should make Dave aware of that little caveat then, poor kid will never achieve his dreams of being his father's boywife, better tell him it's ninety seven point sixty five percent not happening.

Dirk: Throw out his maid outfit.

D: guys lay of-

Bro: Hold on, when did he get a maid outfit? He didn't want to use the one I gave him.

Hal: Wasn't he doing that abstinence bet with Davesprite at the time? Who won in the end anyway?

D: bro, you don't even have a proper outfit just the lingerie

Davesprite: What were you guys saying about me?

Bro: Hold on Hal-y, that was on February last year, he told me were to shove it this March.

Dirk: We are debating if you two were doing the abstinence bet when Bro asked Dave to dress in a maid outfit.

Dave: bro doesn't wear lingerie tho?

Hal: No way was that this March, he was super horny the whole time he said yes to basically everything.

D: what do you mean bro doesn't wear lingerie? i bet he is wearing the lace panties right now

Davesprite: oh that was last year, who won anyway?

Dirk: Don't ask me, hey what's something non-sexual, non-familial that turns you on?

Bro: To you maybe, he didn't say yes to my maid outfit

Dave: i mean panties barely count but even if they did (which they don't) he still only wears them sometimes not enough to justify your reaction bro doesn't wear lingerie that is not a thing that happens

Davesprite: oh uhhhh i don't know man, wrist watches? you know when they are thick and gaudy?

Dirk: Dave, what the fuck do you mean panties don't count as lingerie?

Hal: Because it didn't happen on March lord bro

D: watches are an excellent choice 'sprite. I'm a bigger fan of a hunk putting on driving gloves

Dave: i mean think about it dude they are just masks of the pussy but garter belts and corset are were it's at

Bro: The fuck you mean it didn't happen on March? Kid I was there, don't go lying to my face if you don't want to be put in your place.

Davesprite: i love bro's gloves too

Hal: I mean that it couldn't have happened on March because you were busy with that big project for your page but you keep on being wrong, maybe I want to get put in my place by a fool.

Dirk: Dave, lingerie literally means undergarments, by definition panties count as lingerie.

Bro: Come here you brat

D: i wasn't talking about bro's gloves, i was talking about a completely different hunk putting on completely different driving gloves

Dave: so what you know the soul of a word is what matters and panties don't have the soul of the lingerie

Davesprite: ooooh i'm sure you were D, you were just thinking of a completely different guy with big muscles, and huge hands, that likes to pull and pull and pull and snap his gloves one, every morning just were you can see before you go to work, no relation tho

Dirk: The soul of a word? What are you talking about right now? I f you have the hots for garter belts just day that.

Dave: don't pretend like you don't know exactly what i'm talking about

Dave: but hey if it's so hard to understand i could always give you a one on one demostration

[ask-stridercest]

k and n?

pet play and turn offs.

D: not really into pet play but likes the humiliation that comes from dressing as a pony. Incest! of course he would never be attracted to his brothersons! scat is probably his biggest turn off.

Bro: Hell the fuck yeah. DTA, rider, pony, owner, pet, primal, furry, what ever it is he'll do it, and love it. A big turn off is snuff play as the snuffer when it comes to his little brothers.

Dave: he likes being taken care of, this usually means regression but he can also be a puppy sometimes, he bites tho so beware. Turn off is if he feels unloved, he can take anything thrown at him even or maybe especially if it disgusts him, but only if he feels loved during it, if he catches a whiff of occupying less than 100% of his partners thoughts he becomes Tinker Bell and dies from being ignored.

Dirk: You already know. He has the most expensive (and extensive) personal collection. Turn off being loved, no but I don't think he has many turn offs.

Davesprite: Kitty :33 nya nya nya nya. Kitty doesn't like...... physical contact! kitty likes playing :33 but not sex like this :((

Hal: He's more into centaurs. Turn off is not mentioning he is 100% made of pure muscle.

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Who has the biggest dick out of everyone?

Davesprite: considering that bro is the only one with a phalloplasty that's be him

Davesprite: but you know what they say; phallo dick doesn't count as big when you are measuring against pre op trans guys

Davesprite: so then the crowned champion of big dick on the family would me

[ask-stridercest]

You mention davesprite in your pinned- is he like… living with you?? Like is this a part of a dream bubble or something?

Davesprite: where else would i live

Davepsrite: don't know what a dream bubble is but I live in Houston with my bros broses brosi brodes that's how you make plural in greek right i mean why do all this languages complicate themselves with all that bullshit

Davesprite: the japanese have their shit figured out

Davespite: why bother telling somebody if there's one singular lone dog hunting you all on her lonesome or more? bottom line your ass is getting mauled and my ass is getting eaten