yiff city;;
[ birdbraindouchebag ]
You’re either looking at a human in a fursuit (AKA your new BESTEST FRIEND, probably, as human furries are TOTALLY FUCKING RADICAL and amazing), or your next meal. Not both. Definitely never both. You’d never attack or eat a human! They’re way too cute. Your precious, gay babies.
Still, you’re really curious about this kid’s deal. He looks...sort of human, only he’s dyed orange, with a long, ghostly tail and a ruff of feathers. Is he a sprite? You can’t imagine he would be, since this isn’t SGRUB, and besides; you’ve never heard of a human sprite, anyway.
You assume he’s human, that is. You’ve never heard of a feathery human before, but you’re admittedly unlearned about the species.
The furry slash chicken-human seems to be looking your way; it’s hard to tell with those big shades of his. In case you’ve been caught in the act, you grin sheepishly and slide over to strike up some kind of conversation with him.
MEULIN: (=^･ω･^=)丿< SOOOOOO........ MEULIN: (=^･_･^=)丿< YOU, UH, S33M TO SHARE THE SAME APPURRECIATION FUR FURAFFINATIES THAT I DO MYSELF!!!!!!
You have really got to work on introducing yourself to human-types.