aw hell no
i can only speak for myself but that pilot was all kinds of wrong in terms of my characterization
thats not even diet dave that was some lab made synthetic that they blanched five times over after wringing out the rambling metaphors and performative stoicism until whats left is a flesh receptacle for slang
power to the people who can stomach what they pumped out like a tiktoker grasping desperately for purchase on the ever shrinking ledge of relevancy but that was an eleven minute trainwreck with none other than yours fucking truly tied to the tracks like a damsel in distress bossom out and all
its like looking in a mirror that reflects into lobotomyland which if i really wanted to see that i would have just looked at old msparp roleplays for the exact same unseasoned plate of torture that was just served to me ice fucking cold style
real fuckin sweet to see me boiled down to slang terms that didnt even exist in 2011 with no bite or humor just doggin on the guy thats supposedly my best friend but hey yeah cool while were at it lets just play jade like a ditzy nicegirl doormat since were apparently borrowing from the most braindead fanon takes
learned my lesson im not watching any more of this if by some dark twist of fate this homestuck property actually survives past infancy instead of shriveling up and dying in a dark alley while litigation stands above the spasming corpse in the fandoms most predictable whodunnit
like damn that did me dirty
-dave strider (fictive)
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