#david angel

[spectorodyssey]

David: I bought you a get better soon card.

Enric: Why, did you think I was ill?

David: No, I just thought you could be better.

[spectorodyssey]

David: Leila, what's on your mind?

Leila: You and I.

David: Why are you thinking about two letters of the alphabet?

Leila: Wait, no, that's not what I—

[spectorodyssey]

Rachel: You know what I've realized?

David: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Rachel: Nice try. Anyways—

[spectorodyssey]

[At a social event]

Issac: . . . I think I'm going to take David home.

Michael: He's doing fine.

David, approaching them: Issac, these people are so invasive and weird.

Nearby person: Oh, what's your name?

David: Wouldn't you like to cussing know. [turning to Issac] You gotta get me out of here.

[spectorodyssey]

Leila: I'm really glad you two finally put your differences behind you. It's a relief to watch you both have a conversation without bickering.

Rachel, laughing: It's a little weird, though, right? Next thing you know, they'll be getting friendship bracelets or something.

David:

Murklin:

David & Murklin: [simultaneously pull down their sleeves]

[spectorodyssey]

David: Time for plan G.

Rachel: Don't you mean plan B?

David: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Boris: What about plan D?

David: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Leila: What about plan E?

David: I'm hoping not to use it; Reide dies in plan E.

Bendy: I like plan E.

[spectorodyssey]

David: What's the most polite way to phrase 'you cussed up big time and need to fix this now or else' in a letter to one's siblings?

Leila: 'Hello, I hope this letter finds you before I do.'

[spectorodyssey]

Rachel: *is sick*

David: *dumps a stack of paper in front of her*

Rachel: Homework.

David: It's my way of saying "get well soon".

Rachel: You know, chocolate says that even better.

David: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

Rachel: Chocolate means nothing to me.