#david chastity

[incorrect-foundfamily]

Richard, Pamela, Tony, Linda, Ada, Baxter, The Chastitys: I did a great job raising my children

Duke: You fucked up a perfectly good bunch of kids is what you did! Look at them, they've got anxiety!

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Black Friday - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Lex Foster/Ethan Green, OFC/OMC, Alice (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)/OFC, Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins, Becky Barnes/Tom Houston, Becky Barnes & Emma Perkins Characters: Lex Foster, Ethan Green, Noel Michaels (OC), Grace Chastity, David Chastity (OC), Elsabeth Pekkala (OC), Alice (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals), Paul Matthews, Emma Perkins, Becky Barnes, Tom Houston, Blinky, Sam (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals), Richard Pekkala (OC), Henry and Ruth Chastity (OCs), Bill (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals) Additional Tags: Eye Trauma, Gore, Angst, Torture, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Fluff and Angst, WatcherWorld, Death, Minor Character Death, Accidental Drug Use, Panic Attacks, Guns, Found Family, Mentally Ill Teenagers, Dad Paul Matthews, Dad Tom Houston, injuries, if you've seen watcherworld heed those warnings that you would give the show, NIGHTMARE TIME SPOILERS Summary:

“Tomorrow night. Watcher World, have some Uncle-niece bonding time, you know?”

“Uncle Sam, it's really not my thing, I…”

“Oh, relax, it’ll be some good old-fashioned fun. Come on, Ellie, you don’t wanna make Blinky sad, do you?”

in which the teenagers of hatchetfield are forced into going to watcherworld for the evening.

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A little something liv and i decided to pump out!!! please heed the tags and warnings, they’re there for a big reason!

thank you! please leave a comment (and rb) if you read!

[memories-are-mine]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 6 of do you all see the memories! Featuring fun things like lamenting lost relationships and drinking to forget all your problems! 

Anyway, hope you enjoy and please leave a comment if u read it and you like it!! 

[incorrect-foundfamily]

Emma: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Grace, David, Elsabeth, Noel: Okay

Emma: If you want to live, give me all your money!

David and Grace, in unison: Bold of you to assume I have money

Noel and Elsabeth, in unison: Bold of you to assume I want to live

Emma: .....

[incorrect-foundfamily]

Masterlist of Our Fics

Hey everyone, Liv here! So since a lot of our incorrect quotes on this blog come from or are inspired by our fanfics, and include our OCs from those fics, we thought it might be good to provide a masterlist of all of the stuff we’ve written (both individually and together) along with a short description of each (+tws)

Kat’s Fics: 

The Noel/Lex series

Noel Michaels (no relation to Noel from Santa Claus is Going to High School) and her relationship with Lex Foster. Very cute would recommend 10/10 <3 

The Place I Belong

An Emma/Becky Stardew Valley AU featuring lots of useless lesbian pining and Farmer!Emma, which is a really good concept if I do say so myself.

Sleigh Ride

Noel’s backstory and the fateful Christmas night that changed her life for good 

TWs: domestic violence, drunk driving, alcohol abuse, description of a car crash

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Liv’s Fics: 

We Survived the Crisis, Babe

A Black Friday rewrite in which Ethan survives the attack at the movie theatre with the help of a certain spider from outer space and tries his best to keep himself and Hannah alive. 

TWs: descriptions of violence, what could be described as torture, kidnapping, as well as all the normal TWs for Black Friday

What Happens in Nightmare Time

The fic I’m currently working on!! Also this has Witch in the Web spoilers!! 

An AU where, instead of being thrown in jail for selling drugs, Lex and Ethan are trapped in Nightmare Time by the witch, and with the help of Duke Keane, Miss Holloway, and a mysterious little girl who lives in a void, Hannah has to try to save her family. 

TWs: Kidnapping, descriptions of violence, Child abuse, descriptions of panic attacks + nightmares 

Making Monsters of Men 

Elsabeth tries to calm her siblings during a storm by spinning tales of fighting off monsters outside, all while hiding the bruises from the one within the walls 

TWs: Child abuse 

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Liv + Kat’s collab fics: 

And While You’re Saving The World (multichapter)

A crossover fic of a lot of different starkid shows and Spies are Forever, in which they all live in Boston, and the villain is Wally the Green Monster: the Red Sox baseball mascot. 

TWs: Kidnapping, descriptions of violence, descriptions of psychological torture, major character death, references to child abuse 

Not Alone at Hogwarts (multichapter)

Another one of our crossover fics, but this time make it Hogwarts! 

Ever since Paul Matthews was attacked as a baby and his parents were murdered, he's sported an odd blue mark on his cheek. He hates that blue mark, he hates his foster father Stanley, and he hates his life. Until he gets his Hogwarts letter on his eleventh birthday, that is.

TWs: Child abuse, descriptions of character death, mentions of violence/injury 

Mirror Talks 

A spinoff fic/oneshot compliant with Not Alone at Hogwarts 

Tatiana Slokhnvo visits the Mirror of Erised to visit old friends and try to move on. She doesn’t think she ever will. 

TWs: Mentions of character death, grieving 

do you all see the memories?  (multichapter)

Noel Michaels, Elsabeth Pekkala and Lex Foster, along with their sisters, Hannah Foster and Lyanna Pekkala, escape the PEIP faciility they were taken to after the world ended and run into some old friends and family. The reunited group has to try to survive the harsh world that PEIP created, and avoid the ones that are trying to hunt them down. The caveat is that none of the girls taken to the facility remember anything at all.  

TWs: mentions of torture, child abuse, character death, descriptions of violence, alcohol abuse 

A Tale of Two Kingdoms

A royalty AU where the prince and princess, Kris and Noel, fall in love with a handsome foreign prince and a pretty commoner from a vibrant farming town, respectively. Featuring possibly my favorite tag ever: homoerotic sword fighting 

Tws: Child Abuse, (eventual) Kidnapping

Saturday Night at Watcher World

When their parents and guardians bring them to Watcher World, Noel and her friends: Elsabeth, the Chastity twins (Grace and David), Lex, Ethan and Alice have to work together to try and survive the horrors of Watcher World 

TWs: Descriptions of violence, implied/referenced child abuse, major character death, kidnapping, eye horror (essentially any TW from Watcher World also applies here, plus these) 

The Barnes-Foster-Houston Household and Found Family Series

A universe in which Black Friday doesn’t happen, and Tom and Becky take in Lex, Ethan and Hannah, and of course Tim’s around. These all take place in the same universe but way back when Kat and I didn’t realize that co-creating a series was a thing we could do on AO3. 

TWs: Child abuse/references to child abuse, a lot of discussion of Jane’s passing, implied/referenced PTSD

I Feel Safe Here With You

Noah Monroe doesn’t particularly think his lifeguarding job will lead to falling in love, but Ophelia Matthews-Perkins has a tendency to disrupt people’s plans. 

Essentially this is Linda Monroe’s son, Noah and Paul and Emma’s daughter, Ophelia, falling in love. 

TWs: brief mentions of child abuse 

I Know A Thousand Tales

This is essentially a “greatest hits” of pieces of things we’ve written that don’t quite have full-blown fic potential (of which there are so, so many) but we wanted to have someplace for them to live anyway! This is honestly a really great way to get to know our ocs too because this does feature them a lot. 

TWs are on the individual fics because they’re all very wildly different 

[incorrect-foundfamily]

Lyanna: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

David: Because their arms are too short-

Hugo, not looking up: Because they're dead.

[incorrect-foundfamily]

David is sick and Elsie doesn’t wanna touch him.

Elsie: I don’t want your germs.

David: What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever?

Elsie:…

David: What happened to our love?

[incorrect-foundfamily]

David: Everything's going to be fine. It's just a crush.

Elsie: Hey.

David: I love you