incorrect quotes!

olivia and kats incorrect fic quote extravaganza, now with paulkins theme ! 

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intro + updates

hi everyone ! i’m JUST realizing we never made intros + stuff sdkfhsjdh so i guess i’ll do it now!!

for those who don’t know, there are two people who run this blog:

me, kat, ( @shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars ) and liv ( @memories-are-mine ), and we both use she/they pronouns <3

we write a lot of fics together and have been for a while and this is just a geenral incorrect quotes blog we have together!

we pull from canon starkid characters and ships as well as our own OCs, so some of the names you don’t recognize might be them :)

you can always send in asks !! our asks are always open :)

i’ll make a post later with our fics that we’ve written that usually have the quotes associated with them !! thank you for following and we hope you enjoy !! <3

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Guess who do be back from the dead, yo! It’s this fic/me :))

So uhh yeah im still alive, surprisingly, and I really do want to finish this fic, and I’m determined to do that, so here’s chapter 8, in a version I’m finally content with. 

It’s the confrontation with Wiley and the end of Miss Holloway’s role in Hannah’s Nightmare Time! A lot happens, so buckle up. 

RBs are always appreciated. Happy reading!! :))

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Richard, Pamela, Tony, Linda, Ada, Baxter, The Chastitys: I did a great job raising my children

Duke: You fucked up a perfectly good bunch of kids is what you did! Look at them, they've got anxiety!

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Tom: What's wrong?

Tim: *takes long drag from juice box*

Tim: My Skechers don't light up anymore

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*Ethan gets bitten by a snake*

Ethan: Lex, Hannah, I was bitten by a snake! What do I do? What if it was venemous?

Hannah: The internet says to 'elevate and apply pressure'

Ethan, grabbing the snake and holding it above his head: Apologize, bitch, or else

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Lex: Duke always looks so calm and composed, I wonder how he does it

Duke, internally: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f

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Hugo: You're overthinking this

Eleanor: I have anxiety, there is no other type of thinking available

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Elsabeth: Please be careful with all my emotional baggage

Elsabeth: It's designer

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Noel: Ethan, what are we going to do?

Ethan: What're you so worried about? You're so small Linda probably won't even see you

Noel: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Ethan: Ellie, there's never not a time because, just like you, life is short

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Jane, a car: I'm not responsible for what's about to happen

Tom: Yes, you are!

Jane: Not if I give a warning first!

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Lyanna: Miss Holloway, can I have a cookie before dinner?

Anne: What did Duke say?

Lyanna: He said no

Anne: Then why are you asking me?

Lyanna: 'Cuz he's not the boss of you?

Anne, internally: *this is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap*

[scifiphan]

#friendship goals

[mirkstrolls]

But do you REALLY want the K?

Hey, I like that chivilrousxhybrid post about kisses, but I felt it was missing some Important Smooches and had to fix that. So send me two characters and “I want the K” and I’ll generate a number for them!

1: Passionate Kiss

2: Gentle Peck

3: Firm Kiss

4: Shut-Up Kiss

5: Romantic (Tender) Kiss

6: Teary Kiss

7: Distract-Someone Kiss

8: Kiss in the Rain

9: Underwater Kiss

10: Upside-Down Kiss

11: Goofy Kiss

12: Almost Kiss

13: Hair Kiss

14: Forehead Kiss

15: Eyelid Kiss

16: Nose Kiss

17: Cheek Kiss

18: Jawline Kiss

19: Collarbone Kiss

20: Chest Kiss

21: Stomach Kiss

22: Hipbone Kiss

23: Hand/Wrist Kiss

24: Butterfly Kiss

25: Asker’s Choice (OR pick one from 1-12 and one 13-24)

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Tim: Hey, Lex, I have a math question.

Lex: The answer is cry about it.

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Noel, normally: I hate capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. No one should have to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.

Noel, playing monopoly: Sorry, but if you wanted to win you could've tried just not being poor.

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Lyanna: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

David: Because their arms are too short-

Hugo, not looking up: Because they're dead.

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Elsie, to Duke: Sorry I'm late, I was fantasizing about being in a coma.