#david croft

[regina-george-russell]

i’m sorry why did i just learn that crofty said “one last embrace as red bull drivers but the love ain’t there anymore” about sebmark

same man that said “this man knows lewis hamilton: friends, teammates, childhood buddy, rival, everything but a lover” about brocedes

why is he always at the scene of the crime?

[classicrubberduck]

Nico Rosberg during FP3 today: "I won the world championship fuelled by two hours sleep and Frosties, also my leg seized up immediately after I overtook Max during the race and if there hadn't been a straight afterwards I probably would have crashed"

David Croft, who had innocently asked about Nico's championship race: "... I hope this is acting as a therapy session for you."

[grogumaximus]

[stop-that-train]

I know the whole forgetting to pit thing isn't real but it's too funny not to include

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[eirianerisdar]

FP3 Sky Commentary:

Crofty: I think we will be getting some news about Adrian Newey next week.

Nico: And what will that news look like, Crofty?

Crofty: I don't know, Nico.

Nico: Yes you do. You told me yesterday.

[formulaic-one]

THAT brocedes interview

That gave me heart palpitations. I feel CRAZY.

Here's a full transcript:

DC (On Toto Wolff and Zac Brown missing Christian): Your yin needs and yang, Nico, I would say on that one, so in most respects I think they probably are.

NR: It's like Senna and Prost, who suddenly, when Prost retired, Senna realised, 'Oh damn, I hate that guy, but I actually want him to be here.' And they became best friends afterwards

DC: Well, your world championship win in 2016, would you look back on that so fondly now if it hadn't have been Lewis Hamilton that you beat, who was your teammate and your big rival at the time?

NR: No, of course not, that really made uh- was a big part of it for sure, so you are right, in that sense.

DC: So do you miss Lewis now?

NR: Uh (laughs nervously)

DC: (unintelligible) just ask the question-

NR: uh- I- I'm okay, I'm okay

DC: Are you still next-door neighbours?

NR: We uh-, we live in the same building, yeah, so we catch up from time to time. But we have a very nice, mutual relationship now UM-

DC and MB: "A very nice mutual relationship...."

NR: Moving on-

DC: Have you- has he still got your safe? Was it when he first moved in, you put his- your little safe in his apartment?

NR: The other way, he put his safe in our apartment.

DC: Yeah, you looked after the jewellery for a bit.

NR: I was considering whether I should kind of like I should forget where I put it when he next asked for it but then I did give it back.

MB: When I was driving for McLaren and you two kids, were karting at the time, came in and terrorised the motorhome, you were so annoying as kids, you and Lewis, running 'round the place

NR: Yes, uh-

MB: Causing havoc, I've always wanted to tell you that actually.

DC to MB: And there you were trying to have a nice quiet moment.

MB: Well me and Nico have a mutual relationship, as of now anyway.

NR: The worst was the hotel rooms we left behind because we shared a hotel room for two years. Uh and we would have- like- wrestling competitions (laughs) in the hotel room. They (the hotel rooms) would not look- they wouldn't be at their best afterwards.

DC: Bit like rock and roll on tour was it?

NR: Yes yes yes

DC: Sometimes I love a rain delay because you get the sort of information we never actually expected to get when you came into work that day.

..... after some talk about the weather .....

NR: Is there any way- I just got sent this funny picture of Lewis and I as thirteen-year-olds, is there any way for me to get that on screen or?

The photo in question:

NR: I just got that yesterday, because we were always on holiday together you know, we were best friends at the time. So here was us actually at my parents house, quading, flat out quading, always with an engine, full speed on everything. And Lewis was proper nuts, like he was nuts. Completely. I remember once we went jet skiing together, I was on the back of him, on the same jet ski, oh my goodn- I made- I had such a big shunt, I flew off in the biggest way. And then we went with two stand up jet skis, and we were- I was watching him go off this giant wave from the ferry, he did not lift. He was- I'd never seen someone go so high, airborne and he came crashing down and knocked open his chin, when he smacked down onto the jet ski as he landed, just completely- so he was lying there half unconscious, I had to- I had to go like check that he's okay, his chin was cut open, a complete nutcase,

[pinkcarsupremacy]

Pierre Gasly telling Crofty 'fuck you' (as he deserved) on live TV

[alexturntable]

"Catch Our Rods!" on Sky Sports F1 - Spanish GP