#crofty

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THIS FUCKING SITCOM ASS COMMENTARY

"And out into the sunshine— to more boos im afraid"

SHUT THE FUCK UPPDODOD0F9FO9F0G

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I know the whole forgetting to pit thing isn't real but it's too funny not to include

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you might be obsessed with max verstappen but are you david "crofty" croft learning to differentiate the sound of max's plane landing at cranfield airfield from all other planes landing at cranfield airfield and making a note of it as it signifies that max is in the uk and at redbull hq obsessed with max verstappen

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David "everything but a lover" Croft giggling about Nico fucking Rosberg commentates on Lewis' appearant distaste towards his "Every Dream Needs a Team" sticker. don't you for a MOMENT pretend you're not here for the drama, Crofty.

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Soo I’m writing my thesis paper on linguistic features of F1 commentary and how commentators build a narrative! Soo I would love to hear about your favorite F1 commentary moments!! It can be overtakes, race finishes, crashes whatever!!

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charles leclerc wins the monaco grand prix

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watching parts of the Spa weekend back bc i missed it, collecting my thoughts:

Nico Rosberg saying that he's friends with Fred Vasseur and has heard from him that Lewis is really pushing behind the scenes –> take that, "Nico and Lewis are friends again" ppl :')

Nico Rosberg saying that Isack Hadjar is perhaps a future world champion (!!!!!!!!)

new racing bulls team principal Alan Permane said that Isack is open to learning and take advice and said that not all drivers do that "as i'm sure you know" (to Nico) and Natalie Pinkham chimed in saying "what are you saying about our Nico??" -> awwww so sweet :'( getting protective over Nico!!

Nico Rosberg suggesting that the mystery part that made Lewis uncomfortable and spin was maybe... just an excuse -> don't hate him, he's just keeping it real

Nico Rosberg reminding everyone that Lewis is a seven time world champion and you should listen to him

Nico Rosberg getting hyped over Lewis still pushing behind the scenes, saying that he has not given up and saying how great that is -> i agree, and it's making me emotional

Nico Rosberg giving amazing engineer insights as always? i'm smitten, could listen to his explanations forever

Nico Rosberg, Natalie Pinkham and Naomi Schiff really are an absolute dream together. made me so happy to watch them and listen to them? these three, my fav f1 divas

Nico Rosberg doing the post-quali interviews was just everything?? pls moreee

Oscar telling Nico Rosberg again that Lando and him are a great team mate pairing or something and Lando saying that they're pushing each other etc. i knowwwwwww they needed to get that out again. i'm giggling

but also Oscar giggling at Nico Rosberg suggesting that Lando learnt from him between sprint and quali

Lando giving Nico Rosberg a "Cheers mate, thank you"

Yuki Tsunoda being the biggest sweetheart ever on sky with the girlies, giving Nico japan tipps etc., love him sm

Nico Rosberg saying that Lewis' lap time getting deleted and him going out in q1 was "heartbreaking" was actually heartbreaking

Nico Rosberg's iconic grid walk, esp with Jos and Bottas. need him to do this every weekend

Crofty making a... cheating/affair/getting caught/Coldplay meme joke about himself and Martin? what the hell

Nico Rosberg being excited about being allowed to comment with Martin and Crofty!!

as everyone else i'm ofc going absolutely insane over this exchange: "your jing needs a jang, Nico, i would say on that one (...)" – Nico: "it's like Senna and Prost who suddenly when Prost retired Senna realised 'oh damn, i hate that guy but i actually want him to be here' and they became best friends after that" – "your world championship win in 2016. would you look back on that so fondly now if it hadn't been Lewis Hamilton that you beat, who was your teammate, and your big rival at the time?" – Nico: "no, of course not. that really made, uh, was a big part of it, for sure, yeah, you are right in that sense" – "so do you miss Lewis now?" – Nico: "uh, *laughing and snorting*" – "well, i just asked a question" – Nico: "i'm okay, i'm okay" – "are you still next door neighbours?" – Nico: "uh, we, we live in the same building, yeah, yeah, so we, we catch up from time to time. but we have a very nice, uh, neutral relationship now" – *mockingly* "a 'very nice and neutral relationship'?" – Nico: "... moving on"

Nico Rosberg talking about wrestling Lewis and destroying hotel rooms together, once again

Nico Rosberg showing a new personal childhood photo of him and Lewis that someone(??) sent him while he was on Sky???

the fucking brocedes jetski stories

(everything made me feel so inspired to continue my brocedes draft)

Lewis masterclass going from 18 to 7

and also Alex being able to keep him behind for like the last half of the race!

heart broken for Yuki and Isack, this was supposed to be their weekend :(

-> for a "boring" race it suuuure was A Weekend™ (credits to Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton)

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Martin and Crofty really just went "well we have time, Nico! wanna tell us about the best and worst moments of your life?"

And nico folded under zero pressure