David sniffs out gay people for his gay people clan
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David sniffs out gay people for his gay people clan
Sam: I can't believe ur a vampire
Michael: no, you've got it all wrong. I'm just pregnant
Sam: what
Michael: oh he is too btw
Sam: WHO THE FUCK IS HE
David: hi
David is the typa person where if you're close and you tell him you like something he will be buying you 500 of whatever it is.
With Max's money of course but what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
David loves his personal space. He also loves Michaels personal space. And Markos, and Pauls, and Dwaynes-
Their personal space is now his. He will, in his preference, be within kissing distance at all times. Not to kiss but like cause why not you know
Kiss sometimes though
Fucking blondes...
David randomly refers to himself femininely. Either to get a reaction out of people, or simply cause he feels like it. Dudes been alive so long that referring to himself as the same thing all these years has gotten boring. Just a teenage boy? Erm, he's actually a very classy lady. Get it right.
David loves playing keep away with Sam. Sam hates it cause David will take his shit, get onto the ceiling, and mock him until Michael yells at him to stop or Sam starts throwing shoes.
OUGH I lowk love the headcannon that the boys/vampires can purr. Like my blonde bitch muse, David, who I think gets louder in doing so the more he knows a person / is comfortable around them. The most obviously being around his boys (Star included, actually, once they really do get to know eachother.) Where he'll sound like a motorboat.
David is the type of guy to say "back in my day..!" And it'll be about something that was just last week or even just five minutes prior.