AI-12
David: Believe me, pare. Kaya kong patinuin si Jade. Kung napatibo sya ni Althea, kaya kong gawing tuwid ulit ang daan ni Jade. After all, physically, babae pa rin si Jade. Ang mga babae, naghahanap ng lalaki na magpapatino sa kanila. It's in their cells na maghanap ng lalaki, like instincts. At sa tingin ko, men are still better than women.
Me: ...
Me: *pauses the vid* HOLD THE FUCK UP.
Me: NO. JUST. NO.
Me: I KNOW THERE ARE NO WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS HOW INFURIATED I AM BY HEARING THIS FUCKING STATEMENT FROM A DICKHEAD LIKE YOU, DAVID. BUT HELL IF DON'T TRY. FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE MAKING THIS ENTIRE MATTER SEEM LIKE A WHOLLY SEXUAL AFFAIR. PLEASE LANG. HINDI SEX AND HABOL NI JADE IN ANY OF HER RELATIONSHIPS. SURE, ALTHEA IS OUTRAGEOUSLY STUNNING AND RIDICULOUSLY HOT, PERO BONUS NALANG YON. ABA, NGAYON LANG NAMAN NAGKARON SI JADE NG JOWA NA SOBRANG ATTRACTIVE. ALSO, YOU DENSE BASTARD, SI ALTHEA ANG MAHAL NI JADE, HINDI IKAW. UULITIN KO. SI ALTHEA, HINDI IKAW. GETS? SO PLEASE. STOP FOOLING YOURSELF INTO THE FANTASY THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HAPPY EVER AFTER BY FORCING THE PERSON YOU LOVE INTO A FUCKING MARRIAGE WITH YOU. GAHD DAVID. TALAGA BANG MAHAL MO SYA? BAKIT HINDI MO NALANG SYA HAYAANG MAGING MASAYA NANG TOTOO? GANYAN KA BA TALAGA KABOBO PARA ISIPIN NA MAY MARARATING TONG PANGLOLOKO MO SA KANYA PAGKATAPOS NG SANGKATUTAK NA BESES NA INIWAN KA NI JADE PARA KAY ALTHEA? I MEAN, HINDI MO MAN LANG BA MAKITA KUNG BAKIT KA INIWAN NI JADE PARA SA KANYA? DIBA INEXPLAIN NYA NA SAYO? SO BAKIT PARANG HANGGANG NGAYON HINDI MO MAGETS? PWEDE BA. WALA KANG BINATBAT SA KANYA. HINDING-HINDI MO KAYANG TAPATAN ANG ISANG ALTHEA GUEVARRA. AND HONESTLY, THIS ARGUMENT ALONE SHOULD KNOCK ENOUGH SENSE INTO YOU PARA TIGILAN NA TONG KAGAGUHAN NA TO.
Me: SECOND OF ALL, BC YES IM NOT FUCKING DONE YET, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SO FULL OF YOURSELF THAT YOU THINK YOU AND YOUR SUPPOSED MANLINESS ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE JADE, OR ANY GIRL IN THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY FOR THAT MATTER, GO STRAIGHT FOR YOU WHEN YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRAP IN YOUR PANTS? GAHD. ACTUALLY, NO. HOW IS ANY MAN THAT CONFIDENT NA KAYA NYANG PATINUIN ANG BABAENG HINDI STRAIGHT DAHIL LANG LALAKI SYA? PUCHA. ANONG KATANGAHAN YAN? HINDI NAMAN PORKE HINDI STRAIGHT EH HINDI NA MATINO. UGH. PWEDE BA?! JUST BC HETEROSEXUALITY IS ON THE MAJORITY, YUN NA ANG NORMAL. PUCHA. WALA NAMAN KAMING SAKIT. HINDI KAMI SINAPIAN NG KUNG ANONG ENGKANTO. (CREDITS KAY AHIA PAUL) HINDI KAMI MENTALLY ILL. AT MAS LALONG HINDI KAMI IMMORAL DAHIL LECHE KELAN BA NAGING MALI NA MAGMAHAL NG KAPWA NAMIN TAO? FURTHERMORE, WHY EVEN INTERFERE WITH WHO A PERSON WANTS TO BE WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE? THEY LIKE WHO THEY LIKE AND IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS.
Me: THIRD, WAG NA WAG MO KONG BANATAN NYANG BIOLOGY SHIT NA YAN. UTANG NA LOOB. WALA SA DUGO NG BABAE, O KAHIT SINONG NILALANG FOR THAT MATTER, NA MAGHANAP NG TAO OF THEIR OPPOSITE SEX. MOST OF US, NAGHAHANAP NG TAONG MAKAKASAMA NILA, WHETHER MALE, FEMALE OR NON-BINARY. BASTA TAO. WALA NANG PAGTINGIN SA GENDER O RACE O KUNG ANUMAN, BASTA TAO. YUNG IBA NAMAN, LIKE THE AROMANTICS AND THE ASEXUALS, SADYANG HINDI NAGHAHANAP NG SOMEONE SPECIAL NILA IN THE ROMANTIC SENSE. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM, TOO. GANUN NA SILA SIMULA NUNG ILABAS SILA SA SAPUPUNAN NG NANAY NILA. YUNG IBA NGA LANG, MAS MATAGAL NAREREALIZE AT NATATANGGAP KESA SA IBA DAHIL SA MGA HINAYUPAK TULAD MO NA MAS MAKITID PA SA BUTAS NG KARAYOM ANG UTAK. LECHE.
Me: Fourth, PUCHA. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED DYAN SA STATEMENT MONG MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN. PUTANGINA LANG DAVID. NO GENDER IS SUPERIOR OVER THE OTHER AT MAS LALONG WALANG GENDER ANG MAS NAKALALAMANG DUN SA MGA TAO WHO SIMPLY REFUSE TO CONFORM TO THE GENDER BINARY (YES HELLO NON-BINARY PEEPS WAVE WAVE) GETS MO? HA? EVERYONE IS EQUAL, WALANG NAKALALAMANG NI NAKABABABA. LECHE KA. ANG TASS NG TINGIN MO SA SARILI MO EH WALA KA NAMANG PWEDENG MAIPAGMAMALAKI. FUCK. THIS ARGUMENT WOULD BE LONGER IF I DIDN'T FEAR THAT THIS WHOLE POST IS GETTING WAY TOO LONG.
Me: FIFTH, AND LASTLY, THIS IS FOR YOU, DAVID 'TOO FUCKING FULL OF HIMSELF TO ACTUALLY DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THE PERSON HE CLAIMS TO LOVE' LIMJOCO. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, AND ALL THE OTHER MISOGYNIST ASSHOLES OUT THERE WHO THINK LIKE YOU DO, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. FUCK. YOU. WE'RE WINNING THIS WAR ONE COUNTRY AT A TIME, SO MAYBE GET YOUR HEAD OUR OF YOUR FUCKING ASSES AND START BEING A DECENT PIECE OF SHIT.
