It is that time of the year again:
I’m rewatching all the Alien movies in order (starting with Prometheus and Covenant) and I still CANNOT believe that everyone watched the FUCKING ANGRY NOKIA ANDROID™️ (David, not my bby Walter) DIRECTLY NOT LISTENING TO THEIR ORDERS ON LV-223 WHILE HAVING THE MOST SUSPICIOUS WEIRD DIALOGUE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE and they didn’t even stop to think:
Like are you people completely brainless? You stupid. A few examples:
Shaw: “David do not open the door” ➡️ David proceeds to open the door immediately after she says it.
Vickers: “Let me watch your camera while you explore the chamber.” ➡️ David cuts her off as soon as he enters the chamber.
Shaw: *Almost dies because of that alien embryo inside of her, is barely standing on her feet, she’s mentally gone entirely.* ➡️ David: “I know you had it in you… Sorry that wasn’t the right thing to say.”
I DON’T WONDER WHY THEY ALL DIED IN THE SPAWN OF 3 DAYS OR SO. THEY ARE STUPID. HE WOULD DO ONE SUSPICIOUS MOVE ON MY WATCH AND HE WOULD BE DONE GOOFED, LOCK HIM IN THE FUCKING BROOMSTICK CABIN AND DON’T LET HIM OUT.
HE EVEN FUCKING DYED HIS ROOTS. THAT’S YOUR FIRST RED FLAG. 🚩