#qyburn

[ladystoneshart]

tumblr is widely known for its sexymen polls so why not make one for asoiaf? the problem is that if I played this straight jaime would sweep the floor with the other contestants and it would be no fun (I know my audience and also come on) so I decided to do something a bit different

so I present to you the first Unlikely ASOIAF Sexyman Poll consisting of characters that george probably never intended to be fuckable but some of you freaks and fujos want to fuck anyway...

I've seen thirst posts for all of the characters in this poll except for one (which was a suggestion from my brother that I thought was kinda funny) but now it's up to YOU 🫵 to decide which one is the most fuckable!

"but lady shart I don't like men" well neither do I but for the purposes of this poll let's all pretend we are bisexual fujo riverlands peasants and decide in our heart of hearts which of these unsexy sexy men is the most fuckable!

let the voting begin!!!!

asoiaf's sexyest unsexy man 😍🥵🍆💦

stannis baratheon ❤️‍🔥

tywin lannister 🦁

roose bolton 🩸

petyr baelish 🐦

the mountain ⛰️

lord varys 🕷

ramsay bolton 🦨

qyburn 💀

brynden tully 🐟

joncon 🏳️‍🌈

aeron greyjoy 🌊

shart I'm bald and don't know these sexy men 😔

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

"but shart where is the hound?" nowhere because I hate him and I feel like he would win because of the show it's MY poll and the first democratically elected president of the 7 kingdoms daenerys targaryen said I can do what I want 😉

[motorway-south]

grrm just sent me his newest draft of twow. bad news guys but the valonqar is actually jaime’s old hand which qyburn has animated to move independently like thing from the adams family :(

[mummersknight]

THE BRIDES OF FRANKENSTEIN

george r.r. martin, a storm of swords. frankenstein (2025). george r.r. martin, a clash of kings. george r.r. martin, a feast for crows. george r.r. martin, a dance with dragons.

[lannistertwinz]

My councillors. Cersei had uprooted every rose, and all those beholden to her uncle and her brothers. In their places were men whose loyalty would be to her. She had even given them new styles, borrowed from the Free Cities; the queen would have no "masters" at court beside herself. 

— Art by DarkoStojanovicArt on Reddit

[nogoodsheepstealing-greatgrandma]

GRRM: Here is a character with BELL-related trauma, whose greatest regret is that he didn't burn down an entire town to kill Robert Baratheon. He blames the death of the man he loved on his failure at the Battle of the BELLS, and he vows he will not fail the boy he believes to be his prince's son. He has a terminal illness that is known to eventually drive its victims to madness, and will soon be headed directly to King's Landing. Possibly joining him: a younger and more beautiful potential Queen from Dorne offering an alliance. Again, he is literally triggered by the memory of BELLS.

GRRM: Here is a character who burns the Tower of the Hand with extremely volatile wildfire just because she can't bear the look of it anymore. Her enthusiasm watching the pretty green flames reminds her twin of how the Mad King got aroused by burning people alive. Her obsession with a prophecy around a younger more beautiful Queen drives her to paranoia; she devotes all her attention to destroying a teenage girl while sending anyone she's suspicious/needs rid of to Qyburn to be experimented on and tortured. She pushed her friend down a well when she was 10, and murders her husband's infant bastards. She currently wants revenge on EVERY SINGLE PERSON in King's Landing who watched her Walk of Shame.

Y'all: Obviously Dany is going to burn down King's Landing.

[canary-prince]

[linenrebel]

A Masterlist of Ice and Fire

It finally happened, I got bored of the link wall and started separating the fics... Are you proud? Please be proud, I need your validation ... Jk... haha....

Please Note: All fics are x fem! plus-sized! reader unless specified

🎀 = Fully Requested Fic

⚡= Partially/Aligned Request (Pre-Written/Inspired By)

Gregor Clegane

The Yellow Wedding (x Bride!Reader)

⚡ Haunted Keeps and Squirrel Bones

🎀 Tarnishment (x Baratheon Princess!Reader) - NSFW 🔞

🎀 Warm Embraces and Warmer Beds - NSFW 🔞

Second to None

Twyin Lannister

🎀 The Weakness of Tywin Lannister (x Autistic! Lannister! Reader)

The Road Not Taken (x Autistic! Lannister! Reader)

Tyrion Lannister

🎀 A Kitty Cat in the Lion's Den (x Autistic! Lannister! Reader)

Jaime Lannister

🎀 When Gold Met Silver (x Autistic! Lannister! Reader)

Cersei Lannister

Sisterhood (x Autistic! Lannister! Reader)

She Who Wants for Nothing (x Lady Clegane! Reader)

Balon Greyjoy and Theon Greyjoy

Little Lantern, Little Rock (x Autistic!Lannister!Reader)

Oberyn Martell

Bystander (x Lady Clegane! Reader)

Roose Bolton and Ramsay Snow (Bolton)

Bulls, Calves and Fish (x Greyjoy! Mama! Reader)

Beric Dondarrion

A Stop by the Dream Place

Melisandre

🎀After Prayer (x Apprentice!Reader)

Qyburn

Red Problems (x Apprentice!Reader)

[jedimaesteryoda]

As of A Dance with Dragons, Cersei knows from Qyburn that Jaime disappeared with Brienne. She tells herself that "Jaime would never abandon me for such a creature."

Yet, Qyburn was there with them at Harrenhal in A Storm of Swords. That was how he met Jaime.

My question is how long until Qyburn informs Cersei that Jaime got into a bath with Brienne and they found him in her arms?