#davidallanpoe

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:i most definitely drool, and it’s not even a dog...

i feel it my twin once sprinkled glitter in my drool to prove i did do you know how hard glitter is to clean up?

why would you WANT to clean up glitter. just throw a party to mask it instead.

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:davidallanpoe replied to your post:I tried to grow...

OH GOD NO

They'll be able to spot your cranium from space davey i tells ya. 

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:I tried to grow a mustache but i forgot to wear a...

i can never meet your dads i like my sideburns

They might shave your whole head bald dave. Bare faced naked bald, boy!!!

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:davidallanpoe replied to your post:davidallanpoe...

were talking about catz

I sure am one cool cat. 

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:davidallanpoe replied to your post:What about...

warmth

But i'm such a hot tater tot i don't need to dress for the cold. 

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:What about little kitty bowties too?

other than it wont keep them warm

What's more important, being warm, or looking good?

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:davidallanpoe replied to your post:Dirk’s mom...

she flash steps a lot its terrifying

My dads dont flash step but one time we were at the circus and they saw the bearded man and they both held him down and forcibly shaved him, and then we were never allowed back at the circus again. 

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davidallanpoe replied to your post:Dirk’s mom scares me she keeps threatening to beat...

mom has psychic powers one time a kick pushed me at the school yard and broke my nose and mom from another town showed up out of no where and scared the piss out of the kid

WOWWEE WOW GOLLY GOSH.