TWO SPOONS AND A WINK

You would be full of yourself too if you were this beautiful and interesting, by golly.  Sidebound Jake Crocker

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I got called howdy doody today. 

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Two spoons and a howdy doo!

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What are those, indeed?

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bye

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I’m up and tempted to sleep without my jimmy jams. 

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Blimey today is a real scorcher. 

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Iconic

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i wasn’t aware of any bookish malarkey because i just got out the shower

‘sup, name’s domingo egbert but call me dom

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Oh, okay. Hello dom, how do you fair on this fine and fettered morning?

The name is Jake! I mean, Crocker, Jake Crocker, that is the cool way to say that. 

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the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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- ̗̀ cool ̖́-

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IN FACT. 

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i bet sir mmmatt has anything he wants!

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Well it is true, i am rich and good looking enough to get basically anything i want through illicit means. I’m basically james bond. 

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i will just refrain to calling you sir mmmatt!

sir mat!

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That doesn’t sound nearly as cool as the name i listed out all official like. Sir mmmatt probably doesn’t even have a six pack. 

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who ever said boyscouts dont lie?

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The boyscouts did and you know it is one hundred perenty-the genuine article because boyscouts don not lie. 

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jake please stop lying to everyone 

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I am honest as a boyscout i have no idea what you could possibly be referring to with your horrendous accusations. 

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pro tip: dont tell a girl she reminds of your sister!

that is very game of thrones!

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT IN THAT MANNER. 

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i was kidding! you know going with the flow and all that! 

mostly because i am in extremely good mood today!

hi!

my name is jade but everyone around me just call me blaze!

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Oh well i’m glad you are having an absoltively posolutely good morning!

My name is jake but everyone calls me sir manly manchester mc awesome the third.