#davidbbau

[markfreakingsloan]

Tip #374 by Dave

Stuck in an awkward situation? Say "I have a belly button" and walk out

[ravenclaw--2609]

Hey anyone who is interested in flirting with a woman, please do the opposite of what David is doing when he tries to flirt with Penny.  He is talking over the top of her and telling her she needs to have children.  Good intention?  yeah keep that.  Creepy word choice?  trash it.  Talking over the top?  trash it.  Not recognising when it is getting uncomfortable?  trash it.

[ravenclaw--2609]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL DAVID TO STOP. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PUT DOWN TEACHERS THEY ARE LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT WORKERS IN THE SOCIETY WE HAVE SO HOW ABOUT WE GIVE THEM A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT AND HOW ABOUT WE GET DAVID OUT OF THAT HOUSE AND HIS HATE SPEECH OUT OF OUR LIVES.

[ravenclaw--2609]

David is the shittiest strategist I have ever seen.

[ravenclaw--2609]

LAWSON STOP SINGING

DAVID STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE A MUSICIAN.

JASON KEEP BEING A CUTIE AND YOU COME BACK ALRIGHT YOU COME BACK PLEASE YOU DO IT NOW

[ravenclaw--2609]

I am confused when did David get popular with people?  I am happy to see he has grown as a person in the last week or so though.

And Sandra gave him the biggest hug, which is just cute.  Their friendship is awesome

[ravenclaw--2609]

I feel like David is the boy who lived. Like he came this close to being evicted, but then Gemma had to "strategise" and frickin get herself hated by everyone.

[scenesfromaboredmind]

Actual transcript of Tim and David's discussion about shaving David's beard

Tim: You should shave your beard

David: No

Tim: You should shave your beard

David: I don't think so Tim

Tim: You should shave your beard

David: I'm not sure it's a good idea

Tim: You should shave your beard

David: I mean, maybe

Tim: You should shave your beard

David: I should shave my beard