#davidlobsterwallace

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davidlobsterwallace said: wtf are you satan? who likes eggplant. WHO

I am actually thanks for noticing

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even numbers 💃

I’m lazy trash, sorry this is so late (also lul the little dancer emoji doesnt even show up on my laptop)

2. How old are you?

20

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Nepeta Leo

6. What's your lucky number?

6 but I can’t say I am like ALL ABOUT LUCKY NUMBERS, it’s just always been my favorite number so I like default to it

8. Where are you from?

Ocean Township, NJ

10. What shoe size are you?

Usually like a 10.5

12. What was your last dream about?

Making out with davidlobsterwallace. It was p weird. 

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Nah, bruh

16. Favorite movie?

I generally default to Fight Club, but Cloud Atlas, District 9, and American Beauty are v v close seconds

18. Do you want children?

Not really. I mean that’s something Ashley and I have talked about and if anything we might adopt a kid some day, but for the time being the plan is just to be cute weird family friends to all of our friends’ babies :P

20. Are you religious?

Nope. I made a decision a few years ago that I didn’t think we could concretely prove anything about the existence/behavior of deities, so rather that let conjecture about things beyond my control govern how I live my life, I would focus on the tangible sources of purpose and meaning around me (friends mainly)

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

When I was very young, I called 911 on a pay phone because I thought you needed to put money in to make any call. I was wrong.

24. Baths or showers?

Baths are nice but I havent had one in years because theyre such a big time sync and I generally just dont have time for them

26. Have you ever been famous?

Nah (I do have an imdb page though, so thats cool)

28. What type of music do you like?

Lots of music! Theres certainly stuff that I don’t like, but I think you can find an example of most mainstream genres in my iTunes

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Normally two plus one of those like weird armchair shaped pillows excepts I FUCKING FORGOT ONE OF THEM AT HOME SO NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE :((((((

32. How big is your house?

Kinda big? Idk prolly about average compared with all the other houses I have been in?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

I have fired a lot of guns. I actually worked on the riflery staff at summer camp a few years ago and put in many more hours there as a camper the years prior to that

36. Favorite clean word?

I like the word indolent a lot, but I couldn’t really tell you why

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

Something like 40 hours I think (back to back new year’s party things are an exciting experience)

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

There was one girl from my church who approached me (i guess this was some time in middle school I think) saying her friend thought I was hot/cute and wanted to date me, but me being awkward AS FUCK and also a tremendous prude was like “uhhhhh i dont date people.” In retrospect I think I handled that rather poorly, but I was, as I sad, mad young

42. Are you a good judge of character?

Probably not lol. I tend to assume the best of people from the get go, which I like about myself and I think helps me stay positive, but it’s prolly not the most accurate way to think

44. Do you have a strong accent?

Not that I hear, but I think I am obligated to say yes. The number of complete strangers I have had ask about my “accent” is like p absurd (the general consensus seems to be that I sound british? except people who have actually lived in england absolutely assure me that I do not sound british).

46. What is your personality type?

ENFP I think?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yup

50. Left or right handed?

Left Handed

52. Favorite food?

Probably just mexican food in general

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Fairly messy but I’ve been getting somewhat better over the past few years

56. Most used word?

Probably “Sure”. I used to not notice it, but its become kinda my default response that I give while people are talking to me so they know I am still engaged, so much so that some of my friends started to like playfully mock me about it :P

58. Do you have much of an ego?

I dont think so?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yeah, a fair amount actually

62. Are you a good singer?

Nooooooope

64. Are you a gossip?

I dont really think so? I tend to try and stay informed about my friends and their drama, but I think that comes more from wanting to be in an informed/helpful position than just wanting to know dirt on people

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Too short is generally bad. I am not a fan of like crew cut-length hair on p much anyone (myself included). I have started becoming more fond of some short hairstyles, but overall I think my preference is still to longer hair

68. Favorite school subject?

PHYSSSIIIIIIICSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!**~*~*~*~**~**~

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Nope. I did go snorkeling in the Galapagos though, which was certainly interesting

72. Are you scared of the dark?

I wanna say no, but I everything is certainly creepier in the dark so *shrugs*

74. Are you ticklish?

In some places, but I’m generally fairly good at not responding too much to it

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

A few actually. I was president of NHS and Drama club at my high school, as well as like some stuff in my scout troop

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Nope

80. How many piercings do you have?

Zero

82. How fast can you type?

According to http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu, 47 WPM

84. What color is your hair?

At the moment, some weird faded reddish brown mess thing

86. What are you allergic to?

Nothing

88. What do your parents do?

My mom is an elementary school librarian and my dad is a chemical engineer/research scientist

90. What makes you angry?

My friends’ parents being shitty AS FUCK

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

If we have a daughter, the plan has always been Annabelee

94. What are you strengths?

I think I’m generally a very good friend and pretty good at like handling people and talking through stuff with them. Also math. And being an a+ quality boyfriend.

96. How did you get your name?

I was actually named after Stephen from the bible who like preached about some stuff and then was stoned to death for preaching his beliefs n such

98. Do you have any scars?

I have a scar from my appendix surgery on my like left abdomen

100. Color of your room?

At school: Beige

At home: Also Beige

Fuck Beige

[laundryandtaxes]

#s with a 7!

7. What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

Jackie, you failed already. You had to give me something for the first 7. *tosses a chair across the room* I can't fucking WORK under these conditions.

17. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

This is a stumper. I've actually never thought about it before. Maybe Jessica? I feel like I wouldn't like a very unisex name for myself.

27. Any phobias or fears?

Bugs, spiders, and throwing up. I haven't thrown up since I was 8 so I find it really frightening to think about or even see. I'm sure that's because the last time felt very traumatic to me as a child and it would likely not be a huge deal as an adult, but I haven't been able to replace the child's experience with an adult's so I still have the child's perspective, etc etc. So I know exactly where the phobia comes from, but it's still there. I'm also afraid of drowning, but not too scared to stand a couple inches on slippery rocks from 8-foot water I guess, since my usual fishing spot is right off a pier.

37. What is your eye color?

Dark brown!

47. What is a sound you really hate?

Loud eating is NUMBER ONE on the list, and it makes me really unreasonably angry and I need to work on that. Second is the sound of someone gagging, because the phobia above.

57. Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn't mind!]

I'd say no, but I was diagnosed with two about five years ago. I don't consider them valid for myself anymore, but I also know I can't undo them.

67. Favorite meme

Right now, I think my favorite is the hoe don't do it meme. Which I feel bad about but GOD it kills me every time.

70. Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

I don't have a dog :( I am dogless.

71. What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

A black skinny khaki, a button down, a tie, and a cardigan is how I look best. The shirt, tie, and cardigan switch up but I don't buy shirts I don't look good in, and I look GREAT in my black pants.

72. Post a selfie or two?

Tbh that is TOO much work right now. I'm a lazy, terrible person.

73. Do you have platform shoes?

Nope!

74. What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

I play viola well, guitar intermediately, and basic trombone.

75. Can you do a front flip?

Nope :(

76. Do you like birds?

YES. I LOVE birds. My girlfriend's family has a house on Cape Cod, and when I first got there I couldn't believe all the birds they have out there. I spent every morning eating breakfast watching the birds, since they have a birdfeeder and two humingbird feeders to attract them :)

77. Do you like to swim?

I......can't swim..... :'(

78. Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?

I don't know how to swim, BUT I did go ice skating for the first time a few weeks ago and it was super fun.

79. Something you wish didn't exist:

Capitalism.

87. Do your socks always match?

Yes, because I tend to buy them in big batches of the same socks, and a few special pairs I really like.

97. How long can you hold your breath for?

I've never tried to do it before, but I barely made it to 20 seconds trying just now. 

107. Do you like spiders?

If by like we mean "want to kill every single one of" then yeah. Except I don't actually wanna kill them, because they often eat scarier bugs.

117. What color do you wish the sky was?

I'd never thought about this before but yellow would be fuckin sweet, I think. Or maybe pink.

127. Something you love about Tumblr:

I met a bunch of cool people like you ;)

137. Do you believe in karma?

Sort of. Not in the cosmic energy sense, but in the sense that people will give you what they get from you, in many cases. I don't think that is a healthy way to relate to other people, but I do think it is a common one.

147. Are you androgynous?

I wish :( I don't think of myself that way. I get read as male sometimes, but not super often. Although I guess I do seem to confuse people pretty often so idk. I don't think I'm a good judge of this.

157. Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

I can't think of anything right now! Except for being late. I get pretty anxious when it looks like I will be late to things.

167. Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

Honestly, I couldn't care less. We're here now, and we should make the most of it.

170. Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

Yup, I would decline a question before lying about it.

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davidlobsterwallace replied to your post: REU update: NRAO has selected me as an alternate,...

I got an alternate position too! (I already took germany tho so we aren’t in competition :))

well that is good news, bc i would be happy for you but also sad for me.  And also big congrats on germany

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davidlobsterwallace replied to your post: I got another tattoo

What quote?????

"Stay beautiful, keep it ugly"!

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davidlobsterwallace replied to your post:I should put on pants

nahhhhhh

I had to takeout. I have failed you :(