#dawnsomewhere

[petirep]

Results of today’s draw request stream:

We have Greg assuming his role as God, a contentious game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, and a Pinkie puffer fish.

[howlingday]

Jaune: Oh, hi, Neo~! I was just sitting here... eating ice cream... from your freezer- I'm sorry~!

Neo: (Frowns)

Jaune: No, Neo, we're all supposed to be friends here!

Neo: (Points to clock)

Jaune: Oh... Are you thinking about time? Like, how you only really exist if people take the time to think about you, like how Weiss doesn't bother remembering my name and that's why she doesn't think about me, and why I probably don't exist?

Neo: ...

Jaune: Oh, are you saying it's time for my shower?

Neo: (Smiling)

Jaune: Okay... Can I please do it without your supervision?

Neo: (Frowning)

Jaune: Okay... Well, can I ask you to stop slapping the soap out of my hands every five seconds? It gets very tiring having to bend over and pick it up over and over again.

Neo: (Scowls)

Jaune: Okay... I guess I need the exercise...

[picnic-enthusiast]

ponyboy; what is he doing with that spatula?

[darry kicks dally out]

darry; go home!

ponyboy; what was he gonna do with that spatula?

darry; ponyboy, you're grounded from dally forever

ponyboy; what?! but he's half my friends!

[monkytown]

And then I attempted something I clearly didn’t know how to do for the ongoing Daily comics and its spectacular adventure of the Ugly Bird of DESTINY!

[aponty]

"have you copied an artist today?"

[lambslop]

look out, here comes trash horse ;~;

inspired by petirep’s art (specifically his work on rainbow dash presents, if you’re into mlp i highly recommend you check both of them out)

[trulyunderstandablyconfused-blog]

Sliver Slayer will slay you noobs, but not until she gets silver hair and possibly some gaming skills.

But for now, she will snipe you with the silenced pistol she barely knows how to use on this video game she hasn’t played. Such are the ways of the Silver Slayer! 

@fimflamfilosophy

[howlingday]

Weiss: I don't know how to make this more clear; I DON'T LIKE PARTIES.

Nora: Would you like them on a train~? Yes!

Weiss: I do not like them in my brain.

Nora: Would you like them in the rain~?

Weiss: I am not doing Dr. Seuss with you.

Nora: But green eggs and ham prevailed that day!

Weiss: Yes, and Hansel and Gretel pushed the witch into an oven, so if you follow that logic, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.