[Welcome to CAPITAL M CHAT]
[Guest 1]: I still don’t understand why vil just stole the Michael’s chat. Nobody’s even used it aside from the one time Trip yelled at the group for ‘thinking too loud’.
[Guest 2]: Well, it’s kept us in contact, so it’s fine, right? Anyways, they’re headed over soon, I think. You remember what I told you you should do?
[Guest 1]: Of course. We’ll see how things turn out, though.
[Guest 2]: Yeah, I guess we will! Listen, just have fun, be yourself, all that.
[Guest 1]: You make sure they don’t catch on.
[Guest 2]: ‘Catch on’, jeez. As if this isn’t on the track record for me.
[Guest 1]: Just don’t do it, okay?
[Guest 2]: Yeah, yeah, I won’t...
[Guest 2]: It’s not like this is unpredictable for you, too.
[Guest 1]: Don’t remind me.
[Capital M]: can i fucking help you
[Guest 2]: What, so we can’t use your app for chatting now??
[Capital M]: no
[Guest 1]: You’ll have to come disable it for myself, captor!
[Capital M]: fucker











