#dayoldspaghetti

[spit-takes-by-h]

“Check and see if the whatyamacallit is whatyamacalliting.”

I forget the context because I was laughing so hard.

[spit-takes-by-h]

“What did you say today that was really funny?”

“Ohh. . . Hmm … I don’t know. I’m going to have to start making notes. You said something today that was funny.”

[spit-takes-by-h]

To the abusive hockey coach about his hazing experiences: “So, were you riding the broom or driving it?”