headcanon: wonderlandians can ride on the large dogs' backs into battle if they want but in reality they are just small little puppers who want to be pet
VERY GOOD??
consider: wonderlandian dogs that still think that they’re lapdogs and just walk over to their owners and sit on them
the owner lets them bc even tho they’re being crushed, they’re being crushed under the weight of canine affection and that’s okay













