#dazai why

[errantscriptor]

“ exactly, why are you awake? ” / Dazai

     Four, five? How many hours since midnight had actually passed? The sun hadn’t been up in ages and it was still long before it showed its face for the new day. Yet here he was, sitting comfortably in the kitchen. Two plush crabs on either sides of a large plate of last night’s leftovers topped with crab meat. Likely from a can, judging by the still cylindrical shape.

               “We all thought we smelled cake.” There was no cake to be seen.

[bcautifulworld]

❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞

night in the woods → sentence starters | accepting

“Dunno where I would’ve gotten it otherwise–” He joked lightly, leaning back a bit where he’d crouched and turning his head to properly give Yosano his attention. “Why? Interested in whereI got them?” 

The images of naked women he’d ended up printing out werefairly softcore porn images. Had to lead a good example forthe younger members, after all, right? He appeared to betaping them around Kunikida’s area, getting it all set up beforetheir colleague would come back from one of his numerousset things on his agenda.

[a-cute-tagawa]

Atsushi : You're alive!

Dazai : Philosophically arguable, but physically i am.

[succocku]

IDEAS FOR DINNER DATE?

Akutagawa: dinner at a cruise ship

Atsushi: dinner at the small summer house

Chuuya: dinner at some fancy restaurant with exquisite wines

Dazai: chuuya

Aku, Atsu, Chu: what

Dazai: *roles eyes* Chuuya is my dinner and also my date

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Kunikida: The Port Mafia doesn’t respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them power.

Dazai: Not a good enough reason to use the word “penetrate”.