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Bushwhacker: Okay, let’s stop using the word ‘butthurt,’ we’re not twelve any more.

Turtle: You sound Asstroubled.

Guardian: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Stoker: Someone’s having a tushytantrum

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Thunder: I have a feeling we should kiss.

Guardian: I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, “hmm, better not”.

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Vassili: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Guardian: No, I said “Vassili, don’t lick the swing set”, and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.

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Oh, I have a medical condition alright. It’s called caring too much! And it’s incurable!

Guardian,probably