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Bushwhacker: Okay, let’s stop using the word ‘butthurt,’ we’re not twelve any more.

Turtle: You sound Asstroubled.

Guardian: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Stoker: Someone’s having a tushytantrum

Phoenix: What up? I’m back.

Turtle: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Phoenix: Death is a social construct.

Phoenix: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Turtle: What was the first?

Phoenix: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

Turtle: How do you two usually get out of these messes?

Proxy: We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Yes, I am a gay robot.

Turtle, probably

I don’t need hands, I’ve got self respect!

Turtle, probably

Aura: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Turtle: We attack the CDA with hummus.

Aura: ...I stand corrected.

Turtle: Just keeping things in perspective.

Nader, you useless lesbian.

Turtle, probably

#db turtle