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Thunder: You look—you look real fantastic.

Phoenix: Well, I wear the same thing all the time.

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Phoenix: What up? I’m back.

Turtle: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Phoenix: Death is a social construct.

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Phoenix: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Turtle: What was the first?

Phoenix: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

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Thunder: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.

Phoenix: Last night you texted me like a hundred heart emojis.

Thunder: Out of anger.

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Thunder: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?

Phoenix: Are you sure, dude? Isn’t there someone else better you could ask, like literally anyone else?

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We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good!

Phoenix, probably

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You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.

Phoenix, probably

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You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed? Walk it off.

Phoenix, probably