Mar 2, 2019
Thunder: You look—you look real fantastic.
Phoenix: Well, I wear the same thing all the time.
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Thunder: You look—you look real fantastic.
Phoenix: Well, I wear the same thing all the time.
Phoenix: What up? I’m back.
Turtle: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Phoenix: Death is a social construct.
Phoenix: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.
Turtle: What was the first?
Phoenix: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.
Thunder: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Phoenix: Last night you texted me like a hundred heart emojis.
Thunder: Out of anger.
Thunder: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
Phoenix: Are you sure, dude? Isn’t there someone else better you could ask, like literally anyone else?
We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good!
Phoenix, probably
You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.
Phoenix, probably
You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed? Walk it off.
Phoenix, probably