The Junior DBA trying to figure out the production cluster
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The Junior DBA trying to figure out the production cluster
5 minutes before a deployment
When you find a production login that uses a generic default password...
Yes, the @SQLBits Session Rocked
Thank you, dear reader, if you attended my SQLbits session, "Cool Story, Bro: The DBAReactions Guide to SQL Server 2014." I was blown away that the session even got accepted, and then even more stunned when you people filled up the room. I wasn't sure if anybody was going to get it - I've got an oddball sense of humor, and I know I'm an acquired taste - and as far as I know, no one has ever done a SQL Server presentation based on animated gifs before. We laughed, we cried, and you really seemed to like it. It sounds like I should submit another one of these next year - if nothing else, for comic relief. Thanks for having fun with me at SQLBits. Whether you were laughing at me or with me, you were laughing, and that made my day awesome. Brent
A couple coworkers love dbareactions. So much so I have to pass along a good one. Which then becomes hours of sharing.