#dbb anon

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

OKAY SO LMAOOO levi is canonly supposed to be french and i bet micha is totally from like north carolina or something so he’s allll into sweet iced tea, so i bet my ass that he and levi fights over tea discourse all the fucking time. erwin is just drinking is coffee and incomes miche dressed like levi “oh look at me i can stand bitter shit like my personality” and here comes levi in boots too big “ har har har despite being 6’5, my dick is too small to stand decent MF TEA!” -DBB 😂🧃

Oh my-

HUMANITIES STRONGEST AND 2ND STRONGEST THROWIN DOWN OVER TEA 🤣🤣

Levi: there are people like me who drink tea properly, and then there are people who are WRONG. who drink GARBAGE.

Mike: *drinks sweet iced tea in front of Levi just to piss him off*

[skzhardhours]

omg another skz smut blog has surfaced... and you're already getting the same anons omg. i feel like we're just one but stay smut community now lmAo well hello there im on anon bc i dont wanna leak the main but my smut sideblog is @doublebabyboy we should be friends ;))) anyway that fuckin changbin blurb fucked me up i just wanna suck him off real good goddamn??? -dbb

This took me so long to get to, but omg, hi! We should absolutely be friends, I love your blog so much. I literally look at it every time I'm look for smut, lmao. I'm so flustered that you messaged me. I'm also so glad I get to be an active member of the Stay smut community 🙊 And as for Changbin...

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

fbanficjsnwn!!!!! levi is the man to AFFECTIONATELY call you ‘brat’ in a lovingly and teasing way. but he fucks up and means to call for you in the dinning hall, so when he calls for brat and all the 104 kids turn around, and he says brat again and then eren stands up, and fucking levi has to say MY BRAT. MY BRAT. like my panties may be dropping alright goodbye. -DBB 😬🥴

THAT IS...THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER READ??????????

THE WAY EREN STANDS UP AND LEVI IS LIKE “GOD DAMMIT HES AN IDIOT” 

“SIT THE FUCK DOWN IM CALLING MY BRAT. MY BRAT!” and reader is like :0 and stands up and Levi is like ‘not a word of this to anyone else or ill skin u’

AHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS IMAGE YOU PUT IN MY BRAIN I LOVE ITTTT U ARE A GENIUS 

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

shadis would actually kill me. “WHAT IS THE REASON YOU ARE HERE TO JOIN THE MILITARY?” “TO GO OUTSIDE THE WALLS AND FUCK EVERYONE” no eren, i didn’t join the scouts for the betterment of humanity, i joined to get some major duck and the major’s dick. -dbb 🤪🍆

IM SCREAAAAAMING shadis would end u right then and there XDD 

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

wiiiiiiings. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiings. FUCKING WIIIIIIIIIIINGSSSSS. YEEEEESS. alright- what wings would yall waannnt??? i would want some type of colored bird wing. so maybe like flamingo or canary?? OR SEAGULL!!! pack it up yall, Armin and i having matching soulmate seagull wings!! -dbb 🥰🪶

I LOVE WINGS!!!

oh man baby I LOVE coloured wings?? coloured bird wings??? my jam - ok so I LOVE bluejay wings?? can u imagine looking THIS cool

or maybe like a parrot wing???? dang those be really colourful too!!!

I think if I had non-bird wings I would want dragon wings? or like...demon/dragon wing vibes? The leathery type?

YALL WHAT TYPE OF WINGS WOULD YOU WANT??

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

hey binch it’s me. in my levi observation last night- i realized his mother has dark colored eyes, and levi has “blue” colored eyes. he got his eye color from the sperm donator man. -dbb 👁👁

HOT TAKE: I need to consult with my friend who majored in genetics but what if it’s a recessive gene from Kuchel??? IS THAT POSSIBLE???

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

oh no fucking cursed. hahaha

i’m reading the manga, and i finally see miche in the high school au thing with nerd armin and goth mikasa.

miche is a fucking teacher in the background and he’s wearing fucking jean shorts. -DBB 😂🥲

HEY HIS THIGHS CANNOT BE CONTAINED ALRIGHT??? Nothing can hold him back. Not even jean shorts, unless they’re Levi brand???🤣

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

i’m here for a good time, not a long time!! also i actually like you; like you’re cool and shit lmao so i *wanna* be your friend but i am also a major fucking wimp. so i will gladly be an anon that can make you laugh from time to time. -dbb ♥️

AHHHHH I love talking to you on anon too!!!! YOUR MESSAGES GIVE ME SO MUCH LIFE. So no pressure whatsoever to come off anon but I love making friends on this dang site!!

If it helps you feel better about how wimpy I am:

- I hate shots

- I’m scared of the dentist (see above)

- I’m scared of rollercoasters and those rides that drop you straight down??? (the negative gs fuck me up so hard)

- I’m terrified of spiders and those goddamn silverfish???

- I don’t play video games where the character I play as can die in bc I’m THAT scared (among us is about all I can do)

- I am currently in a totoro onesie 🤣