Dragon Ball girls: family is awesome, strong husband, kids, adventure! When are you going to have someone?
Reader: until I'm ready to share my personal snacks and maybe special treats
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Reader: *brings Whis or any other god his snacks*
Girls:🤨
Reader: look this god of death in the eye and tell him he's not getting his portion of food
LMAOO exactly 😭 the DB girls bragging about their super husbands while reader’s just vibing with their snacks. Then casually handing Whis food like it’s no big deal, and everyone’s staring like “??? she’s feeding the angel??” Peak main character behavior.
Dragon Ball girls at lunch: “Family is awesome, strong husband, kids, adventure! When are you going to have someone?”
You, deadpan: “When I’m ready to share my personal snacks and maybe special treats.”
Later…
You walk in with a bento box and hand it directly to Whis.
The girls: 🤨
You: gesturing at the smiling angel “Look this god of death in the eye and tell him he’s not getting his portion of food.”
Whis: beaming like a kid in a candy store “Such impeccable taste… and impeccable manners~”
Bulma: “...Okay but why is he cuter when he eats?” Chi-Chi: “Girl. Girl. What.” 💀
@ultimate-percussionist