May 25, 2020
Cas: Did you know male macaques huddle together at night to keep warm?
Dean: ...
Cas: Just bros being bros.
Dean: ...
Cas: Let’s cuddle like macaques, Dean. No homo.
Dean: ...Only on my memory foam.
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Cas: Did you know male macaques huddle together at night to keep warm?
Dean: ...
Cas: Just bros being bros.
Dean: ...
Cas: Let’s cuddle like macaques, Dean. No homo.
Dean: ...Only on my memory foam.
Dean: There’s always plan B.
Cas: Please stop asking me to kill you on our dinner dates.
Dean:...
Cas: It’s not romantic.
*season 10*
Cas: Dean, this is Claire. We’re her dads now.
Dean: ...I guess.
*seasons 12/13*
Cas: Dean, Jack is now our son.
Dean: Dammit, Cas. Stop adopting kids!
*at the dentist*
Castiel wakes up groggily from the nitrous oxide. He sees Dean sitting in a corner who gets up and approaches the angel.
Castiel: [cups Dean’s cheeks in his hands] You’re my favourite human.
Dean: I already knew that.
Castiel: Be more surprised!
Dean:...wow.
Castiel: That’s the spirit. [Slaps Dean’s right cheek twice]