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[clownfatale]

@theamazondiana​ | haha eat shit steve and bruce

You hear that? That’s the sound of Mr. Steal Yo Girl as Harley wraps her arm around Diana’s waist and leads her away. “Let’s go, pumpkin!”

[clownfatale]

@dc-rogueknight​ | xoxo

“I’m bored,” she stated plainly, leaning over and resting her head on his shoulder with a pout. “Want attention. You’ve been at this for hours.”

[clownfatale]

@dc-rogueknight sent: "Oh fuck it."

Sleepovers at Wayne Manor had become one of Harley's favorite things, hands down. Bruce's beds were a heavenly and Alfred's cooking was incredible. Some of the best food she's ever had. And of course, Bruce. Admittedly it was odd at first. Harley played it off well, being far too overbearing for any normal person to deal with. She was lucky that Bruce was anything but normal and dealt with her antics.

She had gotten more comfortable the more that they did this. As odd as it was, Harley was grateful for the companionship. No one would have guessed for Bruce Batman Wayne to cozy up to one of his former rogues, but here they were. Post mission and shooting the shit, a couple of drinks in both of their systems, watching some dumb chick flick that Harley could barely pay attention too. He had her full attention. She had been rambling about something, ending up in her cracking up with her own joke. Harley watched him from the corner of her eye, trying to gage if he found it as hilarious as she did. She hoped he did.

Harley recovered from her fit, chewing on her bottom lip and attempting to focus back on the screen. Bruce mumbled something that she couldn't quite make out.

She turned to face him again, "What was that?--"

He was on her before she could even finish her sentence, kissing her intensely. Oh shit. Harleys brain shut down for a couple of seconds, processing just exactly what was happening. Bruce Batman Wayne was kissing her like she was the last woman on the planet and she was just sitting there. Harley cupped his cheek finally, deepening it .

She broke away from his touch to breathe. Get a good look of his face, making sure he wasn't fucking with her. Harley was satisfied with what she saw, pulling him in for another kiss.

[clownfatale]

So much hostility on the dash today. Despite looking surprised, she’s pulling up popcorn to watch this unfold. “I bet Wondy is gonna freakin’ knock Batsy out.”

[clownfatale]

Actually. On second thought. 

Harley may be itching to fight Steve now. 

She’s still stealing Diana, though.

[captainstevertrevor]

"Upsy Daisy" (lmao)

Steve hadn’t expected to be unceremoniously picked up. He was fine, wasn’t injured or anything. He especially wasn’t expecting it to be done by Bruce fucking Wayne of all people. 

“Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing!?” He asked, flabbergasted. 

[captainstevertrevor]

👫🦇

Steve respects Bruce more when he finds out he’s Batman. That said, he eventually starts to respect Bruce/Batman more, but only because he has to interact with him a lot. It’s a very grudging, reluctant sort of respect though.

They will reluctantly work with each other, but Steve and Bruce will go back to their usual shit right after. However, I’ve yet to get those two working together through a prolonged event. Maybe that would make them more amicable toward each other, who knows. 

Yeah, Bruce isn’t ever going to fully understand Bruce, so don’t even try. He doesn’t know what people like Clark Diana see in him. 

Steve does dug Bruce’s tech though. 

[clownfatale]

@dc-rogueknight asked:

“im NOT jealous ”

Harley stared at him for a few seconds with a dead expression before shaking her head. She didn't intend to draw out jealousy, she was only gushing about Diana. Harley was known for her more vulgar descriptions, he really should have expected this. Bruce had a short fuse though. She couldn't tell if he was genuinely upset with her or playing onto the joke.

"Oh my gosh, ya so are," she gasped, leaning forward in her seat. She figured more prodding would let her know for sure. "You're jealous that I've smooched her! Or that she likes me. Ya really wouldn't like to know about the stuff I've down with Power Girl . . . "