#dc shit

[corxoran]

[sillypinkboy]

Dumb DC Headcannon #3

Jason is just a walking deep freeze. Roy is a walking space heater. They have the same kinda relationship as Elsa and the gecko in Frozen 2

<- this is what I mean

[livingdxadwriter]

Anyone seen the rumours that Dylan supposedly auditioned to play Dick Grayson/Nightwing in the upcoming batgirl movie? I stg if that man gets that role I will go fucking FERAL like FUCK YES

[stawscweam]

I’m now a Steppenwolf simp. What can I say? I’m horny for big, alien warriors that conquer worlds while wielding a giant axe.

[panelun]

Jason was Bruce’s beloved son and DC’s writers are doing shit.

(Sorry, I don’t speak english fluently so my english can be gibberish.)

I’m always impress by DC’s writers. How did they manage to be so bad at respecting what was done before ? I’m not against showing your “own version” of batman, but this Batman doesn’t respect the continuity, isn’t believable as a human being and has no stable personnality. It’s an absolute wreck.

Since many years, some writers seem to agreed Batman is a psycho who beat his adopted children and only care about them when they can fight for him.

This is an absolute bullshit. Bruce didn’t want his boys to became Robin. Jason is the best exemple. That’s why Jason’s story is a tragedy, why it was so important. It would have no impact if he didn’t wanted to keep him safe at all cost.

If he had a favorite boy, it would definitly be Jason. Nearly all the issues with Jason were about how much Bruce were implicated in his education and safety.

After Bruce accepted him as his adopted son, Jason asked Bruce to become his new partner but Bruce refused because he wanted to keep him safe. 

In detective comics #527, Jason asked Bruce to go to cinema with him and Bruce canceled a date with Vicki (his current girlfriend, who get pretty jealous of Jason in batman#361) because it “was more important at this point”.

In the same issue, Jason was caught by an ennemy because he called batman “father” (he just lost his parents) in front of him and Bruce who got hysterical.

In Batman #363, Batman got angry at Jason because he didn’t want to put him in danger. The boy became sad, thinking Bruce is “overprotecting” him.

In Detective comics # 530, the boy ran from home and met a strange lady. She helped him to understand his “new father” fear to loose him and he was lucky to get a gardian.

In Batman #365 despite accepting Jason as is partner, he was still reluctant to bring him with him.

The he was angry when he showed up dressed as Robin, but regreted his harsh words and comfort him the day later in detective comics #533, where the narrator says “a son is not always born from his father”.

He often fighted with Jason because he was very protective (like in Detective Comics 551 where he refuse to bring Jason in a mission and tries to explain him he fear for his safety)

In Detective comics #535, after Jason got hurt, Bruce realised his revenge could have killed Jason and he regreted to put him in danger.

In Batman #368, he smiled because he was happy to work with him.

In Batman #373, Jason had a nightmare about his parent’s death. But his “parents” happened to include Bruce Wayne.

In the same issue, Batman refused to take him to a place where he could have been confronted to his trauma.

Jason worse fear in Detective comics #571 was not being able to save Bruce.

Jason was in tears when he thought batman was dead and Bruce comforted him.

In the same issue, we learn that Bruce’s worse fear was Jason’s death.

In Detective Comics #539, Bruce protectiveness “don’t bug” Jason because “it makes him seem like a father”.

And then, there is one of the longest arc I read in an old comic and it’s all about Jason beeing taken by child welfare.

Let’s resume some elements : 

Batman #374 (where the pannel show a contrast between the way people percieve Bruce and the way he act as a father).

In Detective comics #542, the child welfare take Jason while he’s crying.

While in Batman #378, Bruce collapse.

In Detective comics #543, he explain to Julia, Alfred’s daughter, how much he miss Jason and how empty is his house since he’s gone.

But he don’t lose hope and he’s ready to give all of his fortune to his lawers to get him back (Detective comics #543).

And Jason don’t feel good at the child welfare bureau since he can’t sleep well because he’s “away from home” (Batman #376)

Later, Jason he accept to be adopted by an other woman (to prouve it’s a vilain), but said to Amadan it’s because he don’t want to stay in the child wellcare bureau. Amanda begin to wonder if she didn’t did a mistake when she saw him crying because he miss Bruce, Alfred and “home”.

Ms Knight then adopt Jason but the boy is reluctant to accept her as a mother despite her powers of persuasion. She finally surrender and Jason became Bruce’s son again.

No need to say Bruce also get very anxious when Jason get hurt :

It’s endless, because nearly every single issue of Batman and Detective comics showed how much Bruce cared for this boy.

Even in modernes and alternatives universes, where Jason is a little ball of anger, he is still starving for Bruce’s love.

He kept a picture of Bruce and him.

He also like to call him “dad”, wich is even more significant since he never had a proper father in these universe.

When he came back from the dead, the first person he called was batman.

And after his ressurection, he was absolutly lost and desesperate. He didn’t only seek for revenge. He wanted a proof his dad loved him enough to be able to kill his murderer.

Plus, he thought Tim remplaced him.

Meanwhile, Bruce was devastated and never got over his death, which is even more heartbreaking when you know how much he was trying to protecting him ! 

He cry in his hands in front of a very incisive interviewer who get voiceless after seeing him collapse. Bruce call himself a “father” and consider Jason as “his son”.

He cuddled him and refused to let him go, as if he wanted to comfort him and couldn’t accept he was gone.

Even Alfred said Bruce gave Jason a home a family and all the love he needed. 

Even after he came back to life and he knew he was fine, Bruce get still very emotionnal about Jason.

Unlike the others Robin, Jason never had a loving family before Bruce. Bruce father’s role was more important for Jason than any others Robins and in every timelines, he take it very seriously. He probably get more attached to Jason than he ever was with Dick. Despite loving his younger sons, he also probably never be able to feel as implicated in Tim and Damian’s education because of Jason’s death.

The original Bruce had serious psychological problems, but he wasn’t a sociopath. Bruce Wayne is a man who never got over his childhood trauma. He is a broken man surrounded by mad criminals who abuse and kill by lack of empathy.

 Empathy is what save Bruce from madness and unable him to be a criminal too. He express empathy for his two first Robin by taking them at home and, without thinking of it, he fix his own childhood’s trauma by fixing Jason’s and Dick’s. He brokes the circle (they’re wearing bright colors to show their costumes aren’t a burden.)

In fiction, love often “heal” the characters, but Bruce never had a proper lover, unlike many others super heroes. But he loves his children. They keep him human and help him when he lost himself (Tim did that after Jason’s death). That’s why he’s a hero and not a vilain. That’s why, when Jason killed a man when he was Robin, Batman didn’t beat his boy. Batman was likeable because, despite being violent, he loved and protected his kids and it mades him human.

Now I have prooved my point…

THIS IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH BATMAN BEATING JASON TO DEATH IN THE LATER ISSUES !

FUCK ! There is no logic in Bruce’s reaction since the New 52. Did them want to show us Bruce was a “true man” by being violent ? Did they wanted to make two superhero fight to sell stories with bad plot ? 

Well, they just made him unlikable and crazy. How are we supposed to feel involved in a character so badly written he can show absolute tenderness for his son in one issue and nearly killed the same character later ? Jason already killed before and Bruce never goes this far.

Get good writers DC. I’m not a huge fan of fanfiction, but alf of Batman’s fanfics writers I read would have done a better job.

[blackkjoystick]

[sillypinkboy]

Bruce showing up 15 minutes late to a meeting and saying "I got held up at the house" when in reality his 6'4 undead baby boy Jason got hurt then continued to pass out on him. He is very much able to push him off, but why would he? His kid never acts like that anymore and he didn't know how long it was going to last

[sillypinkboy]

Okay but what if a younger Jason was just like-

Baby boy trying to convince everyone he doesn't like guys while having a crush on two separate guys. There's no reason for me laugh at this the amount I do