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[maj-3k]

Constantine: We have to find a way to get into that mental hospital.

Y.N: I have an idea

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Y.N: ... So then I had sex with this five demons that I mentioned earlier. Everything was nice until Lucifer find us. I admit doing this on his throne wasn't a best idea but who would say "no". He calmed down when I sed that we can do it on Michael throne. But this is a story for another time...

Therapist:...

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Constantine: What did you tell them?

Y.N: I just described what happened week ago.

[maj-3k]

Mazikeen: Look at yourself! You are lonely and miserable!

Lucifer: I'm not lonely. I have Y.N.

Y.N: I'm hanging out with you only because of free alkohol.