#incorrect quotes dc

[vvvsvoid]

Duke: Have you ever been in a threɛsoMƐ?

Tim: I have 2 boyfriends. At this point it is the only thing I am doing.

Duke: ...

Damian: ...

Steph: ...

Bruce: ...

Jason: What?

Dick: You've got what?

Tim: Yea... it is okay tho, my boyfriends are boyfriends so it is not cheating :)

Dick and Jason: WHAT?!

Alfred: Do invite them for family brunch this week master Tim. I always enjoying chatting with your partners.

Bruce : ... Wait, Alfred, you KNEW?!

Cass: Ooh, Kon and Bart are coming! Fun!

Everyone: WHO?!

[delusionsinheaven]

Incorrect quotes from DC:

Dick about Jason: Why aren't you dating him?

Reader: Because I would destroy it.

Dick (still talking about Jason): He would have loved that.

I actually think that also applied to Damian.

[avesgrayson]

Dick: Has anyone noticed an increase in birds around the house?

Jason: I mean, I guess??? I wasn't really paying attention

Dick: I don't know, I just feel like every time I visit there's always a handful of crows or whatever

Damian: They're ravens you idiot.

Dick: Sure, sure, ravens. Still, isn't it odd?

Damian: Their behavior makes sense since they have learned they can get food here

Jason: oh my god

Dick: Damian... Damian, please tell me you haven't been feeding the ravens outside

Damian: Okay, I won't

Jason: *wheezing*

Dick: goddammit

[maj-3k]

Y.N: How do I look?

Constantine: Like goth teen, whose father left for milk, and is weary into satanism.

Y.N: Good

[evermoore580]

Purpose

Y/N: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Y/N: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Dick: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/N: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[the-bird-has-flown-the-coop]

Jason: Okay, what does A stand for?

Damian: Arson.

Jason: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Damian: Barson.

Tim: *Laughter*

Jason: What stands for C?

Damian: Commit arson.

Tim: Ooo.

Jason: D!

Damian: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Tim: *More laughter*

[justiceleaguelog]

Bruce: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Batsib: ...

Bruce: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Batsib: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

[caffeinated-cartoonist]

Another incorrect quote comic based on actual conversations I wrote in my quotebook. I only changed the names. Also since I have been on my DC kick again my mom got me the Wendy’s toybox with the batman and robin figures.