Jul 26, 2017
Hugo Vega Appreciation Post
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Hugo Vega Appreciation Post
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The context of this is that I’m trying to seduce a forty-year-old goth guy after our first hangout was busted by his teenage son trying to frantically bricklay some punk kid to death in his high school basement. Goth Dad wrote me a nice letter asking me to chill again though, so my kid daughter made me write him back AND I GOT TO MAKE IT MYSELF
I’m um worried I might actually like this game
We’re literally never inside Craig OR Brian’s house, there is literally nothing that can change my mind about how they only have a yard and no house
What I expected from Damien Bloodmarch: Brooding, Moody, Cryptid Dad who only cared for himself, almost 100% a vampire
What I got: the most compassionate man who is NOT a vampire, afraid of scary movies, loves his son with all his heart, voulenteers at an animal shelter, and who’s favorite movie is Halloweentown
Literally, the Joseph cult ending isn’t canon unless confirmed in some way shape or form by the creators, or the game itself. I’m sick of seeing people shit on this game because of a post they saw on tumblr that could have EASILY BEEN FAKED. This game is honestly the only good LGBT media I’ve seen recently besides l/o/k. When somebody somehow unlocks the cult ending then y'know maybe I’ll care
Hey here's a thing I made before the game came out
I have a headcanon that Hugo has the ugliest laugh and I will stick to it until I die
Joseph Christiansen? I only know a HOESEPH CHEATINGSAN