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Oh, really? I'm not gonna like what happens? But nothin's happenin'.

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red: 5 facts about my best friend

I have friends but I’ve never understood the concept of what a best friend is. But for the first person off the top of my head.

She’s a complete buttface even though she acts like she isn’t.

I can kick her ass in a footrace.

She has a motorcycle and a dog and I’m not very fond of either.

She’s a lying liar that lies and I’m never going to drop that.

She’s an inch shorter than me.

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morning text

whens my nxt shift. also u want me 2 bring u coffee. if i dont work im comin over and takin over ur room so b prepared

CALHOUN!

[2-way radio transmission]

Aster: Tamora your walkie better be fucking working or I swear to god I'll kick your ass.

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