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"Hey bro, I got you, your present for our B-day.

▾ krxbs, etrangly, & ddoubledipp want to make a deal; check me out: I’m using a mouth to make sounds !

❝ Here, take this -- it’s an eyeball in a jar ! ❞

❝ The muscles around the iris still respond to light stimulation, so if you shake it around enough so it knocks up against the sides of the glass, the pupil changes shape ! Let’s see, we could use it as a MAGIC EIGHT BALL, and ask it yes or no questions: DILATE is NO and CONTRACT is YES !! First up: IS ALL OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT A HILARIOUS SYMPTOM OF NOTHINGNESS AND A BENIGN AND UNANTICIPATED TUMOR IN THE COURSE OF THE UNIVERSE’S EVER EXPANDING ENTROPY ? Ooh, this thing is accurate -- looks like I’m RIGHT !! ❞

#krxbs #etrangly #ddoubledipp #v ; by any other name

ddoubledipp replied to your post “I am so pretty.”

Not as pretty as me

I don’t even know how to respond to this.

I mean, on one hand, go you for having such great self-esteem. On the other, you’re... you. Pretty is definitely not the first word that comes to mind when I think of you.

#ddoubledipp #the real first word is 'puffball'

ddoubledipp

“Heeeey there, buddy! Don’t mind me. Just bein’ a good biffer and wipin’ dirt off of your face . . . with my face. The usual.” Maybe Howard’s lips would need to be cleaned in a minute, too--

#ddoubledipp #v; guardian of norrisville #{ interactions; }#//this is trash i am trash #randy wants to make out and cuddle

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&& his expression will become annoyed; narrow hues glowering down the child before him && arms cross upon his chest; light clicks && taps from the firearm’s placed to his hip.

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