#dead joke

[just2an7ichident]

Yuki's Tire: Knock knock

Yuki: Who's there?

Yuki's Tire:Daisy

Yuki:Daisy who??

Yuki's Tire:Daisy me Rolling

( this tire didn't had a tireing life)

[shoujofiedgirl]

THAT IS SO /ME/ WHEN I

um I'm on a plane and really bored also David Bowie fucks fr shh though it's a secret (he fucks..) uhhh

Also I'm fucking amazing like I'm just so talented (lying to myself) I really don't wanna be awake this is becoming a pattern I'm a little scared anyway I'm super excited for the miraculous movie and I know it's gonna grab me by my hair and very passionately make out with me I'm gonna snarf that shit up.

So also I really love skunks like a lot. If someone has a skunk I want it please I would pour my heart and soul and money into her her name would be Clawdia and yeah I'd love her. I keep having dreams about my baby that I don't have like I birthed him and named him in the dream and he just doesn't exist and my heart is dying haha wait it exploded pov bakucoffin (@is-bakugou-alive-yet) oh anyway I love sleep I really need some maybe I should go to bed

[caimryo]

sorry for this terrible dead pun - BUT.

[bramboraknaplech]

Klaus: "I'm dead inside."

Reginald: "Hello dead inside, I'm dead."

[purenoodlles-blog]

There was something on my screen and I went to brush it away but it turned to dust as soon as I touched it......

Peter Parker is that you??

[the-blackest-chat]

*During the troublemaker episode* 

Adrien: Wait...Marinette likes me????? Like as in...more than a friend????

*Plagg internally*: He finally understands. Now things can finally progress and-

Adrien: *Gasps* Like as in a best friend?!?!

Plagg: ...

Adrien: ...

Plagg: This dense mother-

[chimera-798]

BUT I DO!!!

[nenehetalinsunite]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first hydrogen says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”. The second hydrogen says, “Are you sure?”. The first hydrogen replies, “Yes, I’m positive!”