#deadass.

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

trying to find bowie posters to print and delicate my room with and one said “we can be heroes just for one day” and i started full on fking sobbing

[qcharlie]

I assume you know about the charlie and jinx situation?

I don't care about his fugly ass rpf girlfriend. Unlike everyone else on this planet i think puppygirls who get off to fanfics about streamers fucking each other are based. Don't send me asks about this shit

[saintmelangell]

i should have been an english governess in the 1840s confounded by mysteries in a gloomy manor on the coast or on the moors

[mister-dorian-gay]

i got called fit by a guy earlier and i didnt know what to say so i said skill issue

[ruikasa-jumpscare]

The devil couldn't reach me so he gave me the worlds worst nose bleeds.

[elifarchive]

i wanna show some lore stuff i discussed to my non-turkish speaking friends but my other friends and i speak purely in the worlds most disgusting turkish english mix so every sentence is like “————- LOBOTOMIZE HER —————- become god——“

[ask-itager]

Hey Italy I thibk Germany is scared of sex... have you tried to talk to him about it?

he's still a little scared but well you know how germany is!