#deaddirectorstrider

[eridacnis]

ebbingbrine started following you

yomamabeaclapasaurus started following you

starrypsychic started following you

deaddirectorstrider started following you

archimagirus started following you

evvery wweek its the same goddamn thing as grateful as i am to havve such a continuous gain of followwers it really is tirin sometimes to greet all of em anywway im eridan

[onlytenpercentrobot-blog]

can we hug and maybe get wasted.

Why? What happened?

[aquaticregicide-blog]

Can I punch the anon yet

you can try

[aquaticregicide-blog]

Alrighty anon mc fuck whit. How old are you even? You go around acting like a fucking 9 year old who's trying to get a toy they want. You're guilting my friend here and genuinely pissing me off.

[aquaticregicide-blog]

What the fuck anon? You're really stooping so low to tell someone who hadn't done anything bad to go kill themself. You're telling them that their friends are faking being friendly to them. If anything you should re educate yourself, anon.

thanks but

i can defend myself

[backupsword-blog]

I HEARD YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED AND WANTED TO KNOW IF YOUD LET ME BE YOUR FLOWER BOY.

Well, gee, D. That is an incredibly treasured role, and I’m not sure if I can afford to go dishin’ any role out without a proper, extremely convoluted democratic process. 

Needless to say, I gotta confer with my fiance about this, but you probably, maybe will be able to be the flower boy. 

[aquaticregicide-blog]

so uh. hey.. i was wonderin if youd be willin to help me get ready for a date.

that is a really random thing to ask

but um

okay sure

[rubxkscube-blog]

♋️

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

You’re not quite sure what you’re doing here.

You suppose you’re doing it for Hal? You’re doing your best to be friendly with this guy, but it doesn’t make the situation any more comfortable. You hated psyche wards to begin with, and this dude was apparently grade-A crazy.

Granted, a living guy yelling about how he was brought back from the dead would seem crazy to most people.

When you’re lead to the visitor’s area, you try really hard not to seem uncomfortable. But you are. You’re about ready to hightail it out of there, but you don’t. Instead, you walk over to the man you’re here to see, and raise an eyebrow.

“Couldn’t keep out of trouble for five minutes, could you?”