in which i'm tagged and answer a bunch of questions
read on for wasp attacks and Rasputin's penis
Rules:
Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.
Tag 11 people and link them.
Let them know that they are tagged.
i've been tagged by blubberymuffins and here's the questions:
If you could eat only one (specific) food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
i'd say CAKE but that ent specific. probably would have to be
What was your most recent first experience?
UH idk i mean a while ago i met cricketmenace (Giancarlo) who was the first person I'd ever met off of the internet??? he wasn't an axe murderer so it was ok
What’s your embarrassing nickname?
people don't call me this these days and it wasn't embarrassing more like dumb but back in Primary school my friends made a connection between my name (Olivia) and a spread (Olivio) so I had the nickname Butter on and off for a while. that was odd
Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a swarm of wasps?
wasps because everyone can agree that tigers are beautiful and if i got my arm ripped off by a tiger i'd be put off for life whereas wasps are shite anyway so i wouldn't mind hating them 4ever. this is assuming i survive the attack. if i died, i'd rather say tiger because that would be way more romantic. although i might still go for wasps because they are a motif in The Shining (as in the book, not the film) and I really like The Shining.
Favourite pun/lame joke?
here is a bad pick up line: Arrr, I'm a LOVE PIRATE, and I'm here for yer BOOTY! (idk if this works please try it and tell me if it does)
Longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
2 days? believe it or not i think i've only ever pulled an all-nighter once, and that was at a sleepover when i was about 12. i'll always remember it because my friend's dog just had puppies and in the morning around seven a massive bunch of golden retriever babies ran into the room where we were *not* sleeping
What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?
someone who is scary and a bit of a dick. for that reason i will choose RASPUTIN because he was gross and they had to kill him like 3 times before he actually died. i imagine the whole time he would haunt me he'd be on about finding what actually happened to his rumoured huge penis which seems to be surrounded by conspiracy these days
What bad habit (of other people) drives you crazy?
COVER YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH YOU DISGUSTING CREATURES
Favourite childhood tv show?
it can only be Sesame Street. I am so glad that i got to be a kid when it aired.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
oh god. this one time in starbucks this guy started chatting me up and insisted i came back to his apartment with him. it was about 4 in the afternoon and i had no idea who this man was. i went back with him because he was so persistent and i felt rude to refuse (note: NEVER FEEL RUDE TO REFUSE A STRANGER WHO'S MAKING A SEXUAL ADVANCE ON YOU) and went back. after a brief tour of the apartment i realised how uncomfortable i was and left. luckily he was cool with it, it could have been a complete disaster and is probably the most stupidest, dangerous thing i've ever done
Is it better for a leader to be feared or loved? (ohoho it’s gettin’ Machiavellian up in here)
LOVED just jumps right up as an answer, i don't know if i should deliberate more with an answer but i'll go with my gut on this
MY QUESTIONS TO YOU:
You have to star in a Broadway musical for the rest of your life. Which one?
Favourite cartoon character?
Earliest memory?
Favourite smell?
A song that makes you cry?
One specific subject you wish you had expert knowledge in?
Describe the most surreal thing that has happened to you recently.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
What's the most recent book you've read for pleasure?
What's the best birthday you've ever had?
Favourite mythical creature?
BUH ok I'm going to tag *almost* eleven people now
