*Chef walks up to you clutching their hand in bloody cloth*
ok so here’s a funny little riddle for you…uhhh…what if…I accidentally cut off my finger and just HYPOTHETICALLY if I lost track of it when delivering the food to the window would you be mad?
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“Would I be…” He breathes out in an unnerving tone of incredulous disbelief.
A shadow covers the top half of his face, the only visible thing being the intensity of that hostile gaze.
A sudden CRACK! Echoed through the air.
“Don’t ask me such moronic questions! You are incompetent, you don’t even deserve to BE here. And now I’M left to clean up YOUR mess. If you can’t even use simple cutlery you don’t deserve to even be here.”
“… Now I must go out there and defend my reputation because of the actions of your insolent, incapable hands. And if you are still here- no. If you are still here and any more of you decide to test my patience, there will be consequences.”
He turned on his heel and left the kitchen to go find said dish. He seems… angry.
🍽️🥩Looking for a Deadplate RP. Canon x canon character. I am looking to be preferably Rody, but I’d be willing to try to be Vincent too! Of course looking for RodyVince<3 Looking for anything! Love angst, fluff, and slow burn, horror etc. Alternate universes, timelines, are fine! Any plot works! I love the extra scene from ending 4, it tastes like nothing.
I am 18+ looking for 18+ rp partners. We can rp here or on discord.
I am literate to novella looking for someone to match that.
Ok with Nsfw, I can be busy so my replies vary, expect responses maybe on weekends and if weekdays around 3 in pacific timezone? (sorry I’m busy)
I write third person, and write minumum of 5 paragraphs or more.
Willing to do Aus but I prefer more Canon universes. Prefer MxM.
ask / rp blog for allen fausser, a dead plate OC. all interactions will be in-character
some interactions may have a doodle/sketch to accompany it
more under cut
boundaries ;
OK -> alternate universes, ships, OCs, DMing, nsfw / suggestive (18+ only)
NO -> minors being nsfw/flirty/suggestive towards allen or mod
try your luck on anything else, i'm pretty lenient
about allen ;
allen keeps his distance from most people and desires to maintain a fragile sense of normalcy. having learned his idea of "normal" from film and television, allen has a tendency to be overdramatic with his words, however his facial expression always seems to stay relatively neutral and disinterested. he smiles very rarely, and on the off chance he does, its a toss-up on whether its sincere or sarcastic. he has a talent in snooping, and a tendency to blend into the background. allen lives a selfish life, though he has a few people that he holds dear. he struggles to feel empathy, and has had no desire to learn it (until now). allen also struggles to stomach most food textures, and as a result he tends to stick to the same few foods that he deems 'safe'. most of the time, he's too lazy to cook and just eats oatmeal and fruit smoothies. allen also has a tendency to be frivolous with his money, and spends very freely.
towards rody, allen finds him incredibly interesting, and thinks that by being near him or part of his life he could fix himself. he has an extreme parasocial relationship with him, and really wants rody to take care of him and put him on his health insurance. allen tips rody very generously.
towards vincent, allen hates how much vincent reminds him of his old self, making him think he himself hasn't changed much at all (even if he knows its true that he hasn't). however, vincent is the only person that has managed to cook dishes that he can stomach so he reluctantly stays a loyal customer.
you can read more about his dynamic with vincent and rody here (desktop viewing required).
about mod ;
im new to this be so niceys to me and my graggle simpson. i love answering things and would love to interact with everyone ever. thanksies!
If I may have caused a fight to break out ,,, in the kitchen over a small miscommunication..
On a scale of one to ten how mad my favorite boss ever ahahhh..
Please don't hurt me . -🍷
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His eyes seem to slice daggers through your eye sockets, he is completely silent for awhile.
“This is a kitchen. Not a playground. I wasn’t aware I hired a bunch of petulant children rather than a staff of capable adults who I graced with the honor of working at this bistro. In fact, for your incompetence I should fire you on the spot, but I’m feeling nice today. But if my kitchen doesn’t get to work- and I see any of you putting your- and in turn MY time into petty squabbles rather then your job? I will personally make your lives a living. Hell. Have I made myself clear? Get to work before I fire you.”
