#deadpool asks

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

To say Nayeli looked miserable was an understatement. She looked bad. Like, "child that hasn't had proper sleep and clean clothes" type of bad. And that was saying something. She looked young, too, too young to be here, teenager kind of young, and it worried him, because, why was a young girl with a baby face like her doing in a place like this?

Nayeli was just cleaning glasses and serving drinks, but everytime a client came and tried flirting, she gave them an exasperated look. Still, she couldn't keep from the creepiest of them, and the other bartender wasn't working today. So she was an easy target, and she was tired. She looked tired, at least, extremely tired.

- @the-brown-widow

(Hi! @/d-adpool sent me over, I hope he told you everything you needed to know, if not you can always dm me)

Wheelie hadn’t been to Sister Margs for a while. He’d been busy and had been well… freelancing which basically meant just blowing up shit and getting rid of people who annoyed him. But today, he wanted a real job to get it’s mind off some things so he came in and sat down and expected Weasel or one of the other bartenders but then there was a teenager in front of him.

“What the fuck,” it whispered under his breath. He knew Weasel wasn’t the most morally correct guy but he didn’t think he would let a teenager work the bar alone. He looked around to check and yep, this exhausted looking kid was all alone.

“Hey, how old are you?” He asked, hoping the kid would realize it was directed towards her. About two seconds after he asked, some creep whistled at her and without thinking much, Wheelie grabbed out a knife and threw it right into the guys shoulder.

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[lokisgoodgirl]

Have you seen Deadpool and Wolverine yet? Opinions?

I have! I loved it, honestly. The only thing that tripped me up was the start with deadpools timeline...I didn't go in with my brain switched on 😂

I tend to enjoy things for what they are, and easily pleased, which isn't always a popular approach 😂It made me laugh, and I love a slo mo spandex fight scene.

Also I think a superhero costume montage like in the tva should be mandatory going forward. Complete with smacks 😂🤌

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

*ww waits on the porch for wheelie to get home with an apology pizza in his hands and also a second pizza box because he ate the whole first apology pizza so this is actually a second one*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

*it takes him a while to turn up because he went to his first and then realized it was far too fucking quiet so he thought it’d just sneak in the back but then ww was on the porch so that plan blew up. it walks up to ww and stares at the pizza before pointing at himself.*

for me? or are you trying to cool it down?

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

Y'all got momma drama 😓

At least you have an adoptive mom. Poor Marc.

yeppppp she wasn’t very nice but i do miss my ma sometimes

yeahhhhh mjs the best. i should play ponies with her again

maybe ill go give marc a hug. i wonder if he could borrow mj so he could have a mum for a bit. id have to ask her and well also him.

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

knock knock knock

@d-adpool

*wheelie fell asleep with the my little pony movie on repeat so when someone knocked on his door, he startles awake and jogs over. it takes him a moment to open it but then he does and he’s face to face with ww.*

hey dad, what’s up? you alright? wait, don’t tell me. you and peter so had a fight. should i get the ice cream out?

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

"Pull my finger!" - @elliexcutiepool

is this a trap?

*he huffs.*

okayyyyyy.

*he pulls her finger*

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

Valentine feels a little bit like they're back in high school. They're dressed to the absolute twos in a secondhand Warped Tour shirt that's a few sizes too big, beat-up stonewashed jeans that're a few sizes too small, and a pair of checkered Vans that have seen better days.

Most of those better days were twenty years ago.

They're only dressed in their aughts-core worst because the instructions for the pottery course had said to wear something they don't mind destroying, and these items all came... let's say pre-distressed, when Val bought them. Sometime around 2008.

They're sitting alone, in the back of the studio, drumming their long, spindly nails on their plastic-wrapped block of clay as they wait impatiently for more students to show up. But it's not that they're particularly interested in making pottery, or even in making friends.

No, they're here because the roster for this class had included the name of one Wade Wilson - and Valentine is interested to see which one.

@valentine-vuong

Wheelie practically runs into class about a few minutes before it starts. He’s in an old twenty one pilots shirt that is finally a bit tight on him and tattered blue jeans. It’s wearing his Deadpooling boots but he’s pretty sure if they can survive blood and guts, they can survive clay.

He’s been toying with the idea of more hobbies for ages and of course when he finally books a class, he ends up having a job the same morning. The speed he threatened that abusive loner at should go in a history book or something.

It looks around for somewhere to sit where contact with people is minimalish. Middle aged mums are a no go coz they almost end up screaming at the sight of his face and same with old ladies like 80 above. There’s a few young people but they all look far too chatty and it is not up to date on Tiktok trends. Eventually, his eyes settle on the emoish person at the back of the studio. They look like they won’t scream and they hopefully won’t talk much. They also look kinda cute.

He makes it’s way to the back and sits near them, not close enough that it’s creepy but also not far enough that someone else will sit between and creep him out.

“Hey, nice shirt,” it says casually, trying to make some kind of conversation so it isn’t awkward.