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18+ mdni. wolverine lover a father of a nakey dawg :33 merc with a big ass

[wolverines-husband]

i think I might delete this blog, idk :/

[wolverines-husband]

ok uh chat now mdni!!! minors please clear out!! (child rp accounts owned by 18+ may int.)

[thewolverinet78]

if I buy you a whiskey can I have a blowjob :3

-@wolverines-husband

How about you buy me a whiskey and then go fuck yourself.

[wolverines-husband]

ill buy you 10 bottles.

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*Patch growls, eye widening as all the work he was doing gets knocked off the desk by the obnoxious merc now in his lap, he pushes his chair back and gets up immediately, dumping wade on the floor as he goes and quickly tries to pick up his papers but they're all disorganised now*

What the fuck do you think you're doing.

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade grunts a bit being knocked onto the floor. Wade stood back up, stepping on some of the papers, adding a musty crusty dusty boot print on it.* whatttt?? cant I see my beautiful wife??

[patch-casino-owner]

Red. I swear to- I am. Working. You can't just show up here. *he growls, picking up the rest of his papers quickly and putting them back in a disorangised pile on his desk, standing up and glaring hard at wade*

[wolverines-husband]

So? just stop working!! I stopped stealing from your bar to come see you, its easy!! *Wade protested, crossing his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg, the ultimate sassy pose he was quite annoyed that patchy wouldn't just stop doing whatever he was doing to pay attention to him.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You were stealin' from my bar again-

*he takes a hard deep breath through his nose, closing his eys for a moment before trying to just ignore wade and reorganise his papers*

[wolverines-husband]

yeah?? and I MAY have beat up one of your staff, who was putting hands on me!!

*Wade grumbled, sitting on the corner of your desk, swinging his legs.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch stops what hes doing and growls*

You what? *he glares furiously at wade*

My staff don't do that, each of them were personally picked by me, so either you beat up a client or you hurt some innocent worker jsut tryna get by. And no one. fucks with my staff.

[wolverines-husband]

calm down patchy poo!! they were tryna stop me from getting that sweet nectar!! (the locked alcohol cabinet) its called self defense!!

*Wade rolled his eyes behind his mask, putting his hands up when patchy got a bit angry, he thought about a angry kitten in patchys place and held back from laughing.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You think this is funny? I let you get away with a lot of shit but this- *he tries to take another deep breath but it doesn't calm down the anger he can feel simmering right now, the anger he's always carefully trying to hide, his hands curl into fists by his sides, paperwork forgotten*

[wolverines-husband]

Calm down! its finnneee!!

*Wade patted patchy on the head, messing up his cowlicks, and then he went back to being like a attention starved cat and knocked over the papers again.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*that's it, hes had enough, he grabs wade by the wrist hard enough to almost break his bone there, he drags wade out of the casino by the staff coridoors so no one has to see them and he drags him out back behind the casino, and he growls pushing him to the ground, he has a large area of land behind the casino that he turned into a private forest and theyre standing at the edge of it now, patch growls and pops his claws, staring down at wade on the floor, barely barely holding himself back right now*

[wolverines-husband]

woah woah woah!! calm down!! I don't need you ruining my suit because of some tantrum your throwing!! *Wade said in a panic, that wasn't the real reason, course it wasn't, he still felt pain like any normal person would, he didn't wanna get stabbed six times for no reason.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Tantrum? You bother me every day at my place of work and you finally do something I really don't like and you're calling it a fucking tantrum? *he growls, taking a slow step forward*

[wolverines-husband]

Alright alright!!! I wont talk to you ever again if you want!!

*Wade crawled back a bit, his hands thrown up.*

[patch-casino-owner]

We both know that's a lie *he growls, taking a step closer for every shuffle back towards the forest wade takes*

[wolverines-husband]

im being serious patchy!! if you really hate me that much and don't want to see me again, then I wont ever ever ever ever see you again!!

*Wade shuffled against a tree, grunting as he hit his head a bit.*

[patch-casino-owner]

what about this? *he withdraws his claws in one hand and anrgily waves his ring finger in front of wades face, other hand still clenched with his claws out, his one eye full of animalistic rage*

[wolverines-husband]

huh.. I forgot about that.. why does that matter again?? its just a fancy shmancy ring!!

*Wade stood up, he thought about bolting off, running away from his problems like he always did, but then that would make patchy more mad, so he just stayed put, ready to scruff patchy up if he lunged.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Just a ring. I cut off my hand and it came back.

*he curls his non clawed hand into a fist and before wade can react he swings and punches wade in the jaw hard enough to knock him back to the ground*

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade yelped, rubbing his jaw, deciding to crack a joke, like he always does when he's nervous.*

Fucking hell!! don't need to be that rough with me!! you didn't even buy me dinner ye-

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch growls, glaring down at wade, taking off his white blazer and throwing it on the ground behind him*

Start running. Now.

[wolverines-husband]

yeah no. your going in time out. *Wade scruffed patchy, using his shirt to hang him on a tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch swings his fists behind him, slicing his shirt which tears off him as he falls back to the forest floor, now on all fours with his claws out and looking almost animalistic and in a tattered shirt and dress pants*

That was your one and only chance, Red. *his voice is more growl than man at this point*

[wolverines-husband]

Is it mating season for you or something patchy??? *Wade said as he immediately climbed up the tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*he prowls over, growling and slashing at the base of the tree with his claws over and over again until he hears the crack and snap of wood giving away and the tree falls over, wade with it, he crawls over, pouncing on top of wade, pinning him down with his weight and poising his claws over his throat*

Got any jokes this time, Red? *he growls*

[wolverines-husband]

Not sure kitty cat, you gonna keep on being feral? *Wade wheezed, struggling to breathe from patchys weight. his hands going to hold patchys hips.*

[patch-casino-owner]

feral? I think you've been asking for this for a long time.

*he presses the metal of his claws very lightly to wades skin, not enough to draw blood... yet*

[wolverines-husband]

god, this is so fucking hot. *Wade teased, his fingers digging into patchys hips*

[patch-casino-owner]

Move your hands or I'll cut them off. *he growls, moving his face closer to wades, claws digging in slightly, breaking the skin ever so slightly, three drops of blood running down the side of his neck*

[wolverines-husband]

I'd rather have my hands cut off before I let go of these love handles.

*Wade giggled, gripping them even harder, the tiny little cuts healing in a few seconds.*

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*Patch growls, eye widening as all the work he was doing gets knocked off the desk by the obnoxious merc now in his lap, he pushes his chair back and gets up immediately, dumping wade on the floor as he goes and quickly tries to pick up his papers but they're all disorganised now*

What the fuck do you think you're doing.

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade grunts a bit being knocked onto the floor. Wade stood back up, stepping on some of the papers, adding a musty crusty dusty boot print on it.* whatttt?? cant I see my beautiful wife??

[patch-casino-owner]

Red. I swear to- I am. Working. You can't just show up here. *he growls, picking up the rest of his papers quickly and putting them back in a disorangised pile on his desk, standing up and glaring hard at wade*

[wolverines-husband]

So? just stop working!! I stopped stealing from your bar to come see you, its easy!! *Wade protested, crossing his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg, the ultimate sassy pose he was quite annoyed that patchy wouldn't just stop doing whatever he was doing to pay attention to him.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You were stealin' from my bar again-

*he takes a hard deep breath through his nose, closing his eys for a moment before trying to just ignore wade and reorganise his papers*

[wolverines-husband]

yeah?? and I MAY have beat up one of your staff, who was putting hands on me!!

*Wade grumbled, sitting on the corner of your desk, swinging his legs.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch stops what hes doing and growls*

You what? *he glares furiously at wade*

My staff don't do that, each of them were personally picked by me, so either you beat up a client or you hurt some innocent worker jsut tryna get by. And no one. fucks with my staff.

[wolverines-husband]

calm down patchy poo!! they were tryna stop me from getting that sweet nectar!! (the locked alcohol cabinet) its called self defense!!

*Wade rolled his eyes behind his mask, putting his hands up when patchy got a bit angry, he thought about a angry kitten in patchys place and held back from laughing.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You think this is funny? I let you get away with a lot of shit but this- *he tries to take another deep breath but it doesn't calm down the anger he can feel simmering right now, the anger he's always carefully trying to hide, his hands curl into fists by his sides, paperwork forgotten*

[wolverines-husband]

Calm down! its finnneee!!

*Wade patted patchy on the head, messing up his cowlicks, and then he went back to being like a attention starved cat and knocked over the papers again.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*that's it, hes had enough, he grabs wade by the wrist hard enough to almost break his bone there, he drags wade out of the casino by the staff coridoors so no one has to see them and he drags him out back behind the casino, and he growls pushing him to the ground, he has a large area of land behind the casino that he turned into a private forest and theyre standing at the edge of it now, patch growls and pops his claws, staring down at wade on the floor, barely barely holding himself back right now*

[wolverines-husband]

woah woah woah!! calm down!! I don't need you ruining my suit because of some tantrum your throwing!! *Wade said in a panic, that wasn't the real reason, course it wasn't, he still felt pain like any normal person would, he didn't wanna get stabbed six times for no reason.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Tantrum? You bother me every day at my place of work and you finally do something I really don't like and you're calling it a fucking tantrum? *he growls, taking a slow step forward*

[wolverines-husband]

Alright alright!!! I wont talk to you ever again if you want!!

*Wade crawled back a bit, his hands thrown up.*

[patch-casino-owner]

We both know that's a lie *he growls, taking a step closer for every shuffle back towards the forest wade takes*

[wolverines-husband]

im being serious patchy!! if you really hate me that much and don't want to see me again, then I wont ever ever ever ever see you again!!

*Wade shuffled against a tree, grunting as he hit his head a bit.*

[patch-casino-owner]

what about this? *he withdraws his claws in one hand and anrgily waves his ring finger in front of wades face, other hand still clenched with his claws out, his one eye full of animalistic rage*

[wolverines-husband]

huh.. I forgot about that.. why does that matter again?? its just a fancy shmancy ring!!

*Wade stood up, he thought about bolting off, running away from his problems like he always did, but then that would make patchy more mad, so he just stayed put, ready to scruff patchy up if he lunged.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Just a ring. I cut off my hand and it came back.

*he curls his non clawed hand into a fist and before wade can react he swings and punches wade in the jaw hard enough to knock him back to the ground*

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade yelped, rubbing his jaw, deciding to crack a joke, like he always does when he's nervous.*

Fucking hell!! don't need to be that rough with me!! you didn't even buy me dinner ye-

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch growls, glaring down at wade, taking off his white blazer and throwing it on the ground behind him*

Start running. Now.

[wolverines-husband]

yeah no. your going in time out. *Wade scruffed patchy, using his shirt to hang him on a tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch swings his fists behind him, slicing his shirt which tears off him as he falls back to the forest floor, now on all fours with his claws out and looking almost animalistic and in a tattered shirt and dress pants*

That was your one and only chance, Red. *his voice is more growl than man at this point*

[wolverines-husband]

Is it mating season for you or something patchy??? *Wade said as he immediately climbed up the tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*he prowls over, growling and slashing at the base of the tree with his claws over and over again until he hears the crack and snap of wood giving away and the tree falls over, wade with it, he crawls over, pouncing on top of wade, pinning him down with his weight and poising his claws over his throat*

Got any jokes this time, Red? *he growls*

[wolverines-husband]

Not sure kitty cat, you gonna keep on being feral? *Wade wheezed, struggling to breathe from patchys weight. his hands going to hold patchys hips.*

[patch-casino-owner]

feral? I think you've been asking for this for a long time.

*he presses the metal of his claws very lightly to wades skin, not enough to draw blood... yet*

[wolverines-husband]

god, this is so fucking hot. *Wade teased, his fingers digging into patchys hips*

[wolverines-husband]

chat should I become 18+?????

18+?

yes!!

nooooo!!!

maybe?

Voting ended onMar 17, 2025

chat I wanna go feral

[wolverines-husband]

chat I might become 18+ cause all my pookies are becoming 18+!!!

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*Patch growls, eye widening as all the work he was doing gets knocked off the desk by the obnoxious merc now in his lap, he pushes his chair back and gets up immediately, dumping wade on the floor as he goes and quickly tries to pick up his papers but they're all disorganised now*

What the fuck do you think you're doing.

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade grunts a bit being knocked onto the floor. Wade stood back up, stepping on some of the papers, adding a musty crusty dusty boot print on it.* whatttt?? cant I see my beautiful wife??

[patch-casino-owner]

Red. I swear to- I am. Working. You can't just show up here. *he growls, picking up the rest of his papers quickly and putting them back in a disorangised pile on his desk, standing up and glaring hard at wade*

[wolverines-husband]

So? just stop working!! I stopped stealing from your bar to come see you, its easy!! *Wade protested, crossing his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg, the ultimate sassy pose he was quite annoyed that patchy wouldn't just stop doing whatever he was doing to pay attention to him.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You were stealin' from my bar again-

*he takes a hard deep breath through his nose, closing his eys for a moment before trying to just ignore wade and reorganise his papers*

[wolverines-husband]

yeah?? and I MAY have beat up one of your staff, who was putting hands on me!!

*Wade grumbled, sitting on the corner of your desk, swinging his legs.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch stops what hes doing and growls*

You what? *he glares furiously at wade*

My staff don't do that, each of them were personally picked by me, so either you beat up a client or you hurt some innocent worker jsut tryna get by. And no one. fucks with my staff.

[wolverines-husband]

calm down patchy poo!! they were tryna stop me from getting that sweet nectar!! (the locked alcohol cabinet) its called self defense!!

*Wade rolled his eyes behind his mask, putting his hands up when patchy got a bit angry, he thought about a angry kitten in patchys place and held back from laughing.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You think this is funny? I let you get away with a lot of shit but this- *he tries to take another deep breath but it doesn't calm down the anger he can feel simmering right now, the anger he's always carefully trying to hide, his hands curl into fists by his sides, paperwork forgotten*

[wolverines-husband]

Calm down! its finnneee!!

*Wade patted patchy on the head, messing up his cowlicks, and then he went back to being like a attention starved cat and knocked over the papers again.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*that's it, hes had enough, he grabs wade by the wrist hard enough to almost break his bone there, he drags wade out of the casino by the staff coridoors so no one has to see them and he drags him out back behind the casino, and he growls pushing him to the ground, he has a large area of land behind the casino that he turned into a private forest and theyre standing at the edge of it now, patch growls and pops his claws, staring down at wade on the floor, barely barely holding himself back right now*

[wolverines-husband]

woah woah woah!! calm down!! I don't need you ruining my suit because of some tantrum your throwing!! *Wade said in a panic, that wasn't the real reason, course it wasn't, he still felt pain like any normal person would, he didn't wanna get stabbed six times for no reason.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Tantrum? You bother me every day at my place of work and you finally do something I really don't like and you're calling it a fucking tantrum? *he growls, taking a slow step forward*

[wolverines-husband]

Alright alright!!! I wont talk to you ever again if you want!!

*Wade crawled back a bit, his hands thrown up.*

[patch-casino-owner]

We both know that's a lie *he growls, taking a step closer for every shuffle back towards the forest wade takes*

[wolverines-husband]

im being serious patchy!! if you really hate me that much and don't want to see me again, then I wont ever ever ever ever see you again!!

*Wade shuffled against a tree, grunting as he hit his head a bit.*

[patch-casino-owner]

what about this? *he withdraws his claws in one hand and anrgily waves his ring finger in front of wades face, other hand still clenched with his claws out, his one eye full of animalistic rage*

[wolverines-husband]

huh.. I forgot about that.. why does that matter again?? its just a fancy shmancy ring!!

*Wade stood up, he thought about bolting off, running away from his problems like he always did, but then that would make patchy more mad, so he just stayed put, ready to scruff patchy up if he lunged.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Just a ring. I cut off my hand and it came back.

*he curls his non clawed hand into a fist and before wade can react he swings and punches wade in the jaw hard enough to knock him back to the ground*

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade yelped, rubbing his jaw, deciding to crack a joke, like he always does when he's nervous.*

Fucking hell!! don't need to be that rough with me!! you didn't even buy me dinner ye-

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch growls, glaring down at wade, taking off his white blazer and throwing it on the ground behind him*

Start running. Now.

[wolverines-husband]

yeah no. your going in time out. *Wade scruffed patchy, using his shirt to hang him on a tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch swings his fists behind him, slicing his shirt which tears off him as he falls back to the forest floor, now on all fours with his claws out and looking almost animalistic and in a tattered shirt and dress pants*

That was your one and only chance, Red. *his voice is more growl than man at this point*

[wolverines-husband]

Is it mating season for you or something patchy??? *Wade said as he immediately climbed up the tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*he prowls over, growling and slashing at the base of the tree with his claws over and over again until he hears the crack and snap of wood giving away and the tree falls over, wade with it, he crawls over, pouncing on top of wade, pinning him down with his weight and poising his claws over his throat*

Got any jokes this time, Red? *he growls*

[wolverines-husband]

Not sure kitty cat, you gonna keep on being feral? *Wade wheezed, struggling to breathe from patchys weight. his hands going to hold patchys hips.*

[wolverines-husband]

okay so techincally its worst wolvie pretending to be patch but its still patch, also, just a warning theres explicit content, obviosuly, but i like it :3c

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62967673#main

~ patch mun

AHHH TY TUY Y^TY YTY TYTYTYT

[wolverines-husband]

Hello Mr. Wilson! How's the marriage going?

GREATTT!!!!!!!! (hes trying to kill me)

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*Patch growls, eye widening as all the work he was doing gets knocked off the desk by the obnoxious merc now in his lap, he pushes his chair back and gets up immediately, dumping wade on the floor as he goes and quickly tries to pick up his papers but they're all disorganised now*

What the fuck do you think you're doing.

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade grunts a bit being knocked onto the floor. Wade stood back up, stepping on some of the papers, adding a musty crusty dusty boot print on it.* whatttt?? cant I see my beautiful wife??

[patch-casino-owner]

Red. I swear to- I am. Working. You can't just show up here. *he growls, picking up the rest of his papers quickly and putting them back in a disorangised pile on his desk, standing up and glaring hard at wade*

[wolverines-husband]

So? just stop working!! I stopped stealing from your bar to come see you, its easy!! *Wade protested, crossing his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg, the ultimate sassy pose he was quite annoyed that patchy wouldn't just stop doing whatever he was doing to pay attention to him.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You were stealin' from my bar again-

*he takes a hard deep breath through his nose, closing his eys for a moment before trying to just ignore wade and reorganise his papers*

[wolverines-husband]

yeah?? and I MAY have beat up one of your staff, who was putting hands on me!!

*Wade grumbled, sitting on the corner of your desk, swinging his legs.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch stops what hes doing and growls*

You what? *he glares furiously at wade*

My staff don't do that, each of them were personally picked by me, so either you beat up a client or you hurt some innocent worker jsut tryna get by. And no one. fucks with my staff.

[wolverines-husband]

calm down patchy poo!! they were tryna stop me from getting that sweet nectar!! (the locked alcohol cabinet) its called self defense!!

*Wade rolled his eyes behind his mask, putting his hands up when patchy got a bit angry, he thought about a angry kitten in patchys place and held back from laughing.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You think this is funny? I let you get away with a lot of shit but this- *he tries to take another deep breath but it doesn't calm down the anger he can feel simmering right now, the anger he's always carefully trying to hide, his hands curl into fists by his sides, paperwork forgotten*

[wolverines-husband]

Calm down! its finnneee!!

*Wade patted patchy on the head, messing up his cowlicks, and then he went back to being like a attention starved cat and knocked over the papers again.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*that's it, hes had enough, he grabs wade by the wrist hard enough to almost break his bone there, he drags wade out of the casino by the staff coridoors so no one has to see them and he drags him out back behind the casino, and he growls pushing him to the ground, he has a large area of land behind the casino that he turned into a private forest and theyre standing at the edge of it now, patch growls and pops his claws, staring down at wade on the floor, barely barely holding himself back right now*

[wolverines-husband]

woah woah woah!! calm down!! I don't need you ruining my suit because of some tantrum your throwing!! *Wade said in a panic, that wasn't the real reason, course it wasn't, he still felt pain like any normal person would, he didn't wanna get stabbed six times for no reason.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Tantrum? You bother me every day at my place of work and you finally do something I really don't like and you're calling it a fucking tantrum? *he growls, taking a slow step forward*

[wolverines-husband]

Alright alright!!! I wont talk to you ever again if you want!!

*Wade crawled back a bit, his hands thrown up.*

[patch-casino-owner]

We both know that's a lie *he growls, taking a step closer for every shuffle back towards the forest wade takes*

[wolverines-husband]

im being serious patchy!! if you really hate me that much and don't want to see me again, then I wont ever ever ever ever see you again!!

*Wade shuffled against a tree, grunting as he hit his head a bit.*

[patch-casino-owner]

what about this? *he withdraws his claws in one hand and anrgily waves his ring finger in front of wades face, other hand still clenched with his claws out, his one eye full of animalistic rage*

[wolverines-husband]

huh.. I forgot about that.. why does that matter again?? its just a fancy shmancy ring!!

*Wade stood up, he thought about bolting off, running away from his problems like he always did, but then that would make patchy more mad, so he just stayed put, ready to scruff patchy up if he lunged.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Just a ring. I cut off my hand and it came back.

*he curls his non clawed hand into a fist and before wade can react he swings and punches wade in the jaw hard enough to knock him back to the ground*

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade yelped, rubbing his jaw, deciding to crack a joke, like he always does when he's nervous.*

Fucking hell!! don't need to be that rough with me!! you didn't even buy me dinner ye-

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch growls, glaring down at wade, taking off his white blazer and throwing it on the ground behind him*

Start running. Now.

[wolverines-husband]

yeah no. your going in time out. *Wade scruffed patchy, using his shirt to hang him on a tree.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch swings his fists behind him, slicing his shirt which tears off him as he falls back to the forest floor, now on all fours with his claws out and looking almost animalistic and in a tattered shirt and dress pants*

That was your one and only chance, Red. *his voice is more growl than man at this point*

[wolverines-husband]

Is it mating season for you or something patchy??? *Wade said as he immediately climbed up the tree.*

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*Patch growls, eye widening as all the work he was doing gets knocked off the desk by the obnoxious merc now in his lap, he pushes his chair back and gets up immediately, dumping wade on the floor as he goes and quickly tries to pick up his papers but they're all disorganised now*

What the fuck do you think you're doing.

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade grunts a bit being knocked onto the floor. Wade stood back up, stepping on some of the papers, adding a musty crusty dusty boot print on it.* whatttt?? cant I see my beautiful wife??

[patch-casino-owner]

Red. I swear to- I am. Working. You can't just show up here. *he growls, picking up the rest of his papers quickly and putting them back in a disorangised pile on his desk, standing up and glaring hard at wade*

[wolverines-husband]

So? just stop working!! I stopped stealing from your bar to come see you, its easy!! *Wade protested, crossing his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg, the ultimate sassy pose he was quite annoyed that patchy wouldn't just stop doing whatever he was doing to pay attention to him.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You were stealin' from my bar again-

*he takes a hard deep breath through his nose, closing his eys for a moment before trying to just ignore wade and reorganise his papers*

[wolverines-husband]

yeah?? and I MAY have beat up one of your staff, who was putting hands on me!!

*Wade grumbled, sitting on the corner of your desk, swinging his legs.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch stops what hes doing and growls*

You what? *he glares furiously at wade*

My staff don't do that, each of them were personally picked by me, so either you beat up a client or you hurt some innocent worker jsut tryna get by. And no one. fucks with my staff.

[wolverines-husband]

calm down patchy poo!! they were tryna stop me from getting that sweet nectar!! (the locked alcohol cabinet) its called self defense!!

*Wade rolled his eyes behind his mask, putting his hands up when patchy got a bit angry, he thought about a angry kitten in patchys place and held back from laughing.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You think this is funny? I let you get away with a lot of shit but this- *he tries to take another deep breath but it doesn't calm down the anger he can feel simmering right now, the anger he's always carefully trying to hide, his hands curl into fists by his sides, paperwork forgotten*

[wolverines-husband]

Calm down! its finnneee!!

*Wade patted patchy on the head, messing up his cowlicks, and then he went back to being like a attention starved cat and knocked over the papers again.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*that's it, hes had enough, he grabs wade by the wrist hard enough to almost break his bone there, he drags wade out of the casino by the staff coridoors so no one has to see them and he drags him out back behind the casino, and he growls pushing him to the ground, he has a large area of land behind the casino that he turned into a private forest and theyre standing at the edge of it now, patch growls and pops his claws, staring down at wade on the floor, barely barely holding himself back right now*

[wolverines-husband]

woah woah woah!! calm down!! I don't need you ruining my suit because of some tantrum your throwing!! *Wade said in a panic, that wasn't the real reason, course it wasn't, he still felt pain like any normal person would, he didn't wanna get stabbed six times for no reason.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Tantrum? You bother me every day at my place of work and you finally do something I really don't like and you're calling it a fucking tantrum? *he growls, taking a slow step forward*

[wolverines-husband]

Alright alright!!! I wont talk to you ever again if you want!!

*Wade crawled back a bit, his hands thrown up.*

[patch-casino-owner]

We both know that's a lie *he growls, taking a step closer for every shuffle back towards the forest wade takes*

[wolverines-husband]

im being serious patchy!! if you really hate me that much and don't want to see me again, then I wont ever ever ever ever see you again!!

*Wade shuffled against a tree, grunting as he hit his head a bit.*

[patch-casino-owner]

what about this? *he withdraws his claws in one hand and anrgily waves his ring finger in front of wades face, other hand still clenched with his claws out, his one eye full of animalistic rage*

[wolverines-husband]

huh.. I forgot about that.. why does that matter again?? its just a fancy shmancy ring!!

*Wade stood up, he thought about bolting off, running away from his problems like he always did, but then that would make patchy more mad, so he just stayed put, ready to scruff patchy up if he lunged.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Just a ring. I cut off my hand and it came back.

*he curls his non clawed hand into a fist and before wade can react he swings and punches wade in the jaw hard enough to knock him back to the ground*

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade yelped, rubbing his jaw, deciding to crack a joke, like he always does when he's nervous.*

Fucking hell!! don't need to be that rough with me!! you didn't even buy me dinner ye-

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch growls, glaring down at wade, taking off his white blazer and throwing it on the ground behind him*

Start running. Now.

[wolverines-husband]

yeah no. your going in time out. *Wade scruffed patchy, using his shirt to hang him on a tree.*

[nocek]

And we all should be jelly.

(at least Miguel is so maybe they are closer to that dumb triangle than Wade thought XD)

[wolverines-husband]

i indeed have both :3

[wolverines-husband]

*Patch was sitting in his office, angrily going through his stack of paperwork, practically growling under his breath, today had been a long day and a total shit show, so he was already at the end of his patience for today dealing with some of his clients and now he had to spend extra time in his office dealing with paperwork, safe to say, he was pissed off*

@patch-casino-owner (//a lil treat from the mun teehee)

*Wade bursted through the door, practically pouncing onto patchys lap. he purposely ACCIDENTALLY knocked patchys paper work onto the floor.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*Patch growls, eye widening as all the work he was doing gets knocked off the desk by the obnoxious merc now in his lap, he pushes his chair back and gets up immediately, dumping wade on the floor as he goes and quickly tries to pick up his papers but they're all disorganised now*

What the fuck do you think you're doing.

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade grunts a bit being knocked onto the floor. Wade stood back up, stepping on some of the papers, adding a musty crusty dusty boot print on it.* whatttt?? cant I see my beautiful wife??

[patch-casino-owner]

Red. I swear to- I am. Working. You can't just show up here. *he growls, picking up the rest of his papers quickly and putting them back in a disorangised pile on his desk, standing up and glaring hard at wade*

[wolverines-husband]

So? just stop working!! I stopped stealing from your bar to come see you, its easy!! *Wade protested, crossing his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg, the ultimate sassy pose he was quite annoyed that patchy wouldn't just stop doing whatever he was doing to pay attention to him.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You were stealin' from my bar again-

*he takes a hard deep breath through his nose, closing his eys for a moment before trying to just ignore wade and reorganise his papers*

[wolverines-husband]

yeah?? and I MAY have beat up one of your staff, who was putting hands on me!!

*Wade grumbled, sitting on the corner of your desk, swinging his legs.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*patch stops what hes doing and growls*

You what? *he glares furiously at wade*

My staff don't do that, each of them were personally picked by me, so either you beat up a client or you hurt some innocent worker jsut tryna get by. And no one. fucks with my staff.

[wolverines-husband]

calm down patchy poo!! they were tryna stop me from getting that sweet nectar!! (the locked alcohol cabinet) its called self defense!!

*Wade rolled his eyes behind his mask, putting his hands up when patchy got a bit angry, he thought about a angry kitten in patchys place and held back from laughing.*

[patch-casino-owner]

You think this is funny? I let you get away with a lot of shit but this- *he tries to take another deep breath but it doesn't calm down the anger he can feel simmering right now, the anger he's always carefully trying to hide, his hands curl into fists by his sides, paperwork forgotten*

[wolverines-husband]

Calm down! its finnneee!!

*Wade patted patchy on the head, messing up his cowlicks, and then he went back to being like a attention starved cat and knocked over the papers again.*

[patch-casino-owner]

*that's it, hes had enough, he grabs wade by the wrist hard enough to almost break his bone there, he drags wade out of the casino by the staff coridoors so no one has to see them and he drags him out back behind the casino, and he growls pushing him to the ground, he has a large area of land behind the casino that he turned into a private forest and theyre standing at the edge of it now, patch growls and pops his claws, staring down at wade on the floor, barely barely holding himself back right now*

[wolverines-husband]

woah woah woah!! calm down!! I don't need you ruining my suit because of some tantrum your throwing!! *Wade said in a panic, that wasn't the real reason, course it wasn't, he still felt pain like any normal person would, he didn't wanna get stabbed six times for no reason.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Tantrum? You bother me every day at my place of work and you finally do something I really don't like and you're calling it a fucking tantrum? *he growls, taking a slow step forward*

[wolverines-husband]

Alright alright!!! I wont talk to you ever again if you want!!

*Wade crawled back a bit, his hands thrown up.*

[patch-casino-owner]

We both know that's a lie *he growls, taking a step closer for every shuffle back towards the forest wade takes*

[wolverines-husband]

im being serious patchy!! if you really hate me that much and don't want to see me again, then I wont ever ever ever ever see you again!!

*Wade shuffled against a tree, grunting as he hit his head a bit.*

[patch-casino-owner]

what about this? *he withdraws his claws in one hand and anrgily waves his ring finger in front of wades face, other hand still clenched with his claws out, his one eye full of animalistic rage*

[wolverines-husband]

huh.. I forgot about that.. why does that matter again?? its just a fancy shmancy ring!!

*Wade stood up, he thought about bolting off, running away from his problems like he always did, but then that would make patchy more mad, so he just stayed put, ready to scruff patchy up if he lunged.*

[patch-casino-owner]

Just a ring. I cut off my hand and it came back.

*he curls his non clawed hand into a fist and before wade can react he swings and punches wade in the jaw hard enough to knock him back to the ground*

[wolverines-husband]

*Wade yelped, rubbing his jaw, deciding to crack a joke, like he always does when he's nervous.*

Fucking hell!! don't need to be that rough with me!! you didn't even buy me dinner ye-

[mischievous-thunder]

Jealous. Possessive. Territorial.

[wolverines-husband]

:3

[wolverines-husband]

chat I think wolvies drunk or on drugs

[official-wandamaximoff]

Hosting a movie night!

You can bring 3 people of your choice! Oh and bring snacks!

My three people are @serenastark-official @official-buckybarnes and @lenas-baby-sis

[lenas-baby-sis]

Okay

@your-fav-russian-assassin

@whosafraidoflittleoldme17

And

@red-room-boy

[whosafraidoflittleoldme17]

Yay

I’ll bring @its-nate-the-sharpshot @mini-barton @ghostcat58(sorry I can’t find your rp acc as hunt right now 😭😭😭😭)

[its-nate-the-sharpshot]

WOOOOOO

MOVIE NIGHT

@forever-in-pain @y0u-d0nt-n0-jack @thebestmerc-1

[thebestmerc-1]

*in a calm but tried older sister tone* okay… how much coffee did you have, Nate?

@your-fav-russian-assassin, @goddess-of-birds and @official-baby-falcon

[goddess-of-birds]

YAY

I'm bringing @nyxe-dragonetti aaaand @homeless-loki

[nyxe-dragonetti]

YES LET'S GO!

I'm bringing @crystal-harkness-vidal. I don't have any other friends

[crystal-harkness-vidal]

AWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH NYXE! I CAN’T WAIT!

I’m bringing @star-spangled-starboyyy and @the-mid-night-witch !

[star-spangled-starboyyy]

Hell yeah, I love movie nights

@they-call-me-ricochet @stareyeofficial @little-lost-prince

[they-call-me-ricochet]

Yeah!

@kapowkerblam @therealquicksilver and @theincrediblenightcrawlerr

[therealquicksilver]

Awesome!

@thenewfalcon @officialeddiebrock @simply-a-professor

[simply-a-professor]

Oh lovely

@mynameismagneto @dam-that-river and @imnotmyst

[dam-that-river]

Great?

I’m bringing @peter-the-spider-guy and @starp00l

[starp00l]

I’m bringing @thewolverinehowlett1 @wolverines-husband and @ororostormss

[wolverines-husband]

IM FINAALLYY FUCKING CHOSEN!!!!! IM BRINGING PATCHY (@patch-casino-owner) AND THE ALCOHOLIC KITTY (@thewolverinet78)

[patch-casino-owner]

Why me.

[wolverines-husband]

because your my wife :3

[patch-casino-owner]

I ain't

[wolverines-husband]

you say that but I have the video and documents to prove it!! your just embarrassed :3

[patch-casino-owner]

That video doesn't mean shit

[wolverines-husband]

the documents do