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@sacredpyre
"Huh. You look oddly familiar. Wait, I got it!"
"Home Economics, right? I was the one who burned down the classroom cuz I thought it'd be funny to bake a cake with roman candles instead of birthday candles! No, wait, that's not right..."
@ofsnarkandmagic
"Snark and magic? Greedy. Pick one or the other! Nah, I kid. Snark goes well with anything. It's like the color black. But verbal and can possibly get you punched."
"Dirty, dirty, dirty. Why room so messy, question?" @ Wade X3
Project Hail Mary Starters
"...This isn't my mess." Queue the sounds of garbage being hastily kicked under the extremely unmade bed. "This... This was... It was a robbery. Oh my fucking god, I got robbed. I can't believe it."
"That's why all my clothes are thrown all over the place. And the empty and half empty beer bottles stacked over there... And why the JCPenny catalogues are sitting on my nightstand."
"The worst part about it was that it was supposed to come with a side of French fries, but none of them even said, 'oui oui'!" @ Wade
Dimwits of the Dimwood Starters
"Heheh. 'Weewee.'" Wade snickered the snicker of a twelve year old.
"Ah, well. It could be worse, Punz. They could try to start calling them 'Freedom Fries.' Could you imagine anybody trying to do something that stupid?"
Aaaaand turn to the nearest camera...
Kicking his feet, scribbling 'DP+BM, BFFs 4ever' in a notebook over and over with cute little bats in the margins.
"Surprise, bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me!"
