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Deadpool Preference | How They Cuddle

requested by: anon warnings: NO SPOILERS FOR DEADPOOL 2, cutes. the following includes Wade, Weasel, Dopinder and Vanessa.

Brooke worked really hard on these, so please don’t be shy to drop us a comment if you like it! 

Wade Wilson

Wade is an enthusiastic hugger. He likes to pull you in close and breathe in your scent, as though he could somehow absorb you into himself. He has this sweet habit of nuzzling his face into your neck, where he’s as likely to blow a fat, wet raspberry on it as he is to kiss it. Wade prefers to keep you as close to him as he can, where he knows you’ll be safe. His hugs are strong and protective and smell variously of spice and smoke or blood and sweat.

When he snuggles, like every other area of his life, Wade goes all-in. He reminds you of some face-hugging alien or some such, as he envelops you in his arms and then flops half on top of you, his legs getting in on the action, too, until you’re a mess of limbs and skin and cuddly goodness. He doesn’t care if your hair is in his face or his arm falls asleep. He’s quite content to lie there, whispering dirty jokes and bad puns in your ear, until you drift off to sleep together.

Weasel

Weasel is a lazy hugger. He’s not overly enthused about physical contact, but he’s not opposed to it. He’ll gladly throw his arm around your shoulders as he introduces you to his buddies, dropping a kiss on your head as you scoot off behind the bar, and he’ll always welcome a hug if you want one, but he’s not the clingy sort. He respects your space and values his own.

It’s a similar story when it comes to snuggling; Weasel doesn’t mind if you want to curl up with your head on his chest at night, but you rarely find him coming to you for that. That’s not to say that he’s bad at it; he has figured out just how to do it so that no one’s arms fall asleep, and he can spend patient hours holding you, running his fingers through your hair.

Dopinder

Dopinder is an awkward hugger. He hasn’t really had a lot of romance or closeness in his life, except maybe with his mother. Wade keeps telling him to just relax and do what comes naturally, but unfortunately for Dopinder, what comes naturally is… just… awkward. The first few times you hug him -- and you always make the first move -- it’s rather like hugging a mannequin of some kind; he doesn’t quite know what to do with his arms, and afraid of doing the wrong thing, he kind of ends up just standing there, maybe patting your arm from some strange angle.

Luckily, Dopinder takes direction fairly well, as long as you’re patient and precise with him. The more time you spend with him, the more comfortable he becomes, until he’s quite content sitting beside you on the couch, an arm around you, watching Frozen.

Vanessa

Vanessa is a sweet hugger. Her hugs are soft and warm and comforting and make you feel the strangest combination of safety and complete vulnerability. She never lets go of a hug first; she always holds you exactly as long as you need it. If her hair is down when she hugs you, your nose is filled with a delicious scent that is uniquely Vanessa. It sweeps you up and transports you to other worlds. When her hair is up, your noses find each other’s necks and the skin-to-skin contact almost gets you high.

Cuddles with Vanessa are out of this world. It seems like no matter how you position yourselves, her body molds perfectly to your own. She likes to lie facing you, her eyes locked on yours, your noses almost touching, her hand playing with the soft little hairs behind your ear. She’s not without her silly moments, though, despite her often practical and sweet demeanor. She knows every one of your ticklish spots, and takes great delight in attacking them just as you’re about to drift off to sleep. She laughs at least as hard as you do every time.

written by: brooke

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Being best friends with Wade and Weasel (with a slight crush on Weasel) would include...

AAAAAAND I’m back for now! Trying to make a slight comeback with the fact that I FINALLY watched Deadpool and the fact that Weasel does not get enough love!! Rated at least PG 13 because it’s Deadpool. It’s long as hell but I hope you like it♡

● being friends with them WAY before Wade’s diagnosis ● being friends with only one of them until he introduced you to the other one ● hanging out at Sister Margaret’s all the time ● helping out around the bar all the time, your help ranging from bartending to bookkeeping ● when you’re not at the bar, the three of you are off kicking ass or playing video games for hours ● you accidentally get them into musical theater so you’re all lowkey musical nerds ● Heathers The Musical is Wade’s favourite (because what says Deadpool more than sex, musicals, triple homicide, and more sex?) ● you set “Blue” as his ringtone because it’s the most Wade thing you can think of ● Weasel laughs when he first hears it and realizes who’s calling you ● he calls you to see what his ringtone is and blushes when he finds out that it’s “Dead Girl Walking” ● he hangs up as soon as he recognizes the song ● he blushes even harder when he remembers that the song features lines such as “I’ve decided I must ride you til I break you” and “Slap me, pull my hair. Touch me there, and there, and there” ● you’re either blunt as hell, or shy and secretive about your crush on Weasel. There is no in between ● Wade’s the only one who knows about it and teases you constantly ● you get your revenge by teasing him about Vanessa ● you and Weasel tease him relentlessly but you’re secretly so happy for him ● Wade tells both of you about his cancer at the same time and no one can say anything after he breaks the news. You’re too upset to speak so you resort to sadly sharing a whiskey bottle between the three of you ● when Wade disappears to go “get treatment”, you get stressed as hell and worry about him to the point where you’re almost in tears ● Weasel tries to comfort you but he’s lowkey freaking out too ● you both tackle Wade in a bear hug when he comes back ● you smack Weasel’s arm when he makes comments about Wade’s new face but you can’t help but make a few comments of your own ● helping Wade make his suit, and keeping him organized about his revenge and everything ● becoming super good friends with Dopinder, getting a ride whenever you want in exchange for advice about Gita ● trying to distract Colossus so he’ll leave Wade alone long enough to at least punch Francis in the face ● Francis flirts with you when he shows up at Sister Margaret’s looking for Wade. Everyone in the room is visibly uncomfortable ● when Wade goes to face off against Francis, you insist on going with and helping him ● swallowing your pride and kissing Weasel right before you leave ● Al, who you’re kinda friends with, high fives you as you walk out the door ● helping Wade, Colossus and Nega kick ass, and helping Vanessa get out of the chamber while Wade fights ● spitting on Francis’ corpse in a burst of confidence, adding a feisty “That’s for what you did to my friends, cocksucker” ● ushering Nega and Colossus back towards the street so Wade and Vanessa can have their moment ● when you get back, Weasel kisses you in relief and asks you out for dinner “or something” ● just having a weird, but genuinely happy and caring relationship with both of them which results in a happy ending for everyone

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