#deadpoolfictive

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WHAT THE SHIT I miss my big stupid non blood related f-word gahhgtrrtghhggrafghhhhgggdeghhv WEBS WOLVIE CABLE LITERALLY ANYONE EVEN IF U HATE MY GUTS UR GUTS R AWESOME totally blows the multiverse SUCKS but at least I don't look like a [redacted words that I can't be bothered to replace] anymore. Is that insensitive? Probably, whoopsies, oh well YAP TIME

I totally blew all my money on spider-man/deadpool arms race omnibus but idec I'm sourced totally from the movies pretty much I deserve to know why I want to kiss Peter Parker like a man kisses a woman WHO SAID THAT NOT ME WHAAAT no regrets tho like who needs money anyways moneys for NERDS W POSTER ADDICTIONS (me I need money) I'm typing this at like 12367643135 miles an hour call me quicksilver DOES ANYONE EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT I lost track of the x-men movies plot ever since logan wore that grey zip up ( current DIY project ) jokes but days of future past is so CONFUSING I've been trying to finish it for a week w no luck OH WEL I literally just made an account on here today about half an hour ago I'm totally new to all this tumblr stuff but it feels good knowing someone will read this even if it's just for moderation purposes yk? I'm trying to stick to the rules but I suck at remembering them so sorry if I accidentally said things I'm not meant to

Ok I've talked enough DEADPOOL OUT ( tag as fictive if you will thank u )

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Hi, yes, why did Deadpool join us. Like, brain, please stop randomly splitting fictives. I mean, it's better than there being a Very Good Reason (trauma, usually) but this is 2 new people this month and our Simply Plural is getting crowded. We don't even have everyone on the SP because they haven't fronted since we got ourselves one (ty Arachne btw). brain why have you given me yet another person and why is Arachne telling me reason for forming is "the silly". I'd curse the kin gods but they don't even apply here. Brain why.

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For canon pronouns (please tag all of these as fictives, we’re a system! Also 99% of these fictives go by other names but I’m only gonna list the ones that prefer to NOT be called their canon names):

Dabi: canon he/him, uses he/it/corpse/haunt/death

Hitoshi Shinsou: canon he/him, uses they/he/lull/daze (and goes by Blue)

Neito Monoma: canon he/him, uses she/her (and goes by Crystal)

Fumikage Tokoyami: canon he/him, uses she/they/dark (and goes by Hecate)

Shoto Todoroki: canon he/him, uses he/they/ice

Eijiro Kirishima: canon he/him, uses he/shark and mount/mountains

Yuuga Aoyama: canon he/him, uses she/they/he/shine with different preferences by the day (and goes by Opal)

Izuku Midoriya: canon he/him, uses he/she

Tsuyu Asui: canon she/her, uses she/he/flip/frog

Himiko Toga: canon she/her, uses she/blood/it

Momo Yaoyorozu: canon she/her, uses she/they

Mina Ashido: canon she/her, uses she/it/goop

Ochako Uraraka: canon she/her, uses they/she

Mezou Shouji: canon he/him, uses they/them

Tenya Iida: canon he/him, uses he/zoom/speed/flash

Tomura Shigaraki: canon he/him, uses he/they/it/xe

Miruko: canon she/her, uses she/it/kick

Mr. Compress: canon he/him, uses he/they

Spinner: canon he/him, uses he/they/she

Ibuki Mioda: she/he/they/it and a hoard of at least 30 different neos

Bill Cipher: canon he/him, uses he/it/chaos

Wolverine: canon he/him, uses he/claw

Deadpool: canon he/him, uses he/merc

Nimona: canon she/her(?), uses she/it/they and rarely he

Nico di Angelo: canon he/him, uses he/death/bone

Will Solace: canon he/him, uses he/sun

Sorry it’s so long, almost every fictive wanted to be included haha

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Yap session part 2 doing this every so often til I get friends I MEAN I HAVE FRIENDS UHHNMMMMMM anyways I HAVE NO MONEY. well I have 10 bucks BUT IM SPENDING IT ON SPIDERMAN TOOTHPASTE.

Lots of fans of new movie with me think Honda odyssey is the gayest stuff we had time to do WRONG. WE GOT MAD KISSY IN THAT WEIRD TECH COULD DIE IF WE DO THIS ROOM. no kiss shared in Honda only angry management. Smooch in could die soon room. Much love peanut.

I'm eating a lollipop rn and omfggggg it's so good I love lollipops they like hit different esp when u bite them n it crunch n yummmm

I have like three Internet adoptive kids and they're all sons and it's making me want a daughter too my kids are all the awesomest tho

It's 4 am on a school night rn big yikes but I'll probably skip anyways bc school is so overwhelming n I'd much prefer reading a scott x logan x reader fanfic bc I have like 19 crushes on people that I have 0 chances of getting with

I HAVE A MATCHING CLOWN DOLL W MY IRL FRIEND so that's really cool oh and I got takeaway pizza yum yum I rlly love pizza super happy abt that tbh ill probably get more soon or maybe McDonald's idk I can't walk rn so like blehhhh

This is actually really therapeutic I love this blog ty to whoever mods this I forgot this is so great I love yapping

-ur fav Deadpool that will def be v active on here ( tag as fictive pls pls )

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I think me and that Pepper Potts (🌶🏺) fictive should make a Cool Kids marvel server cause I also hate Tony Stank and bootlicker class traitor Peter Parker but I still wanna chill with sourcemates - a Deadpool fictive who hates the MCU

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why is comic me more relatable than movie me when I'm literally an introject based on movie me? -Deadpool fictive (#🦇🌹☕️)

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Ykw, I kinda miss Moon Knight (all of them, not just Mark or Stephen. all of them). They were always very good at dismembering me effectively to make the healing process take the longest, and that sorts thing earns you a lot of respect in my books. and I taught them to be able to see the 4th wall like me and we talked about this sort of thing all the time.

I miss my pseudo-friends, yk?

Deadpool (fictive) #🟦⏳

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Idk where this mem came from but. The spidey in my 'verse was raised christian.

that is all

Deadpool 'tive (#🟦⏳)