#deadpoolicious

[wallcrawlparker]

A dinosaur like a 'PETERodactyl'

Peter suddenly grinned, shaking his head. “I should have seen this coming.”

[wallcrawlparker]

Petspyman? What are a wierdo super hero name, Bro. You're like a dinossauror?

Peter frowned and shook his head “What does a dinosaur have to do with this?”

[itsautilitybag-blog]

You did you know what for me and you know it.

“You are wrong, Wade. I already told you why I did it,” Cable said, rolling his eyes because having to repeat himself was getting exhausting. He stayed behind for one reason and one reason only; Wade knew the answer, he was just trying - and nearly succeeding - to get under Cable’s skin.

[wallcrawlparker]

“My, what have we here?”

Peter looked up at the other masked man, tilting his head. “I’m Pe-.. Spiderman!” He stuttered, almost slipping up. 

[screwyoutwice]

* Ties you with lots, lots, but lots of duct tape on a chair. *

Merle didn’t accept that, he was stuck in a damn chair in a dark room, was that some kind of joke? Screw you. Merle wouldn’t beg anything, he would just be more angry.

“’M GOIN’ TO KILL YALL, YO GUYS FUCK YO GUYS, FUCK LIKE A FUCKER FUCK AAAAAH ‘M GOIN’ TO PUNCH YO’ GUYS SO MUCH.”

@recklessxndrelentless fault

[arxnexe]

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

BRUISED AND BROKEN || ACCEPTING ||

@deadpoolicious

                   ❛ —— Glad to know we’re on the same page, YES ! I didn’t meant’ completely break your SWORD, it was an accident .. I mean I didn’t think it’d just SNAP in half, you know ?? You’re not mad are ya ??  ❜

[arxnexe]

deadpoolicious replied to your post “CAN YOU GUYS VOTE ??”

yeah i can

thank u sass master <3

[spideyxweb-blog]

"I just eat a bomb, I think my fart will be explosive."

“Wade... Can you please leave me alone? Seriously, dude, I don’t want you FartExploding near me!”