#deadpoolkin

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Shout out to marvel rivals for giving me the opportunity to be chased down the streets of manhattan by a giant dinosaur again. Loved 1v1ing a punisher, beating the guy into a bloody pulp, only to turn around and see the giant fucking dinosaur coming at me jaws wide. Really fun, great game, I didn’t think I’d ever feel the same visceral fear from my past hijinks but somehow. Someway. This fuckass game did it

- Deadpool (marvel)

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Re-watching Deadpool (2016) with a friend for the first time in God Knows How Long and trying to hold back all my kin emotions and memories because she wouldn't understand 🥀

Wade Wilson, Deadpool, Marvel, etc. etc. ( #🍂🍖 )

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No shade to all the Deadpools who are making out with Wolverine sloppy style but I hate the corporate mouse overlord too much to derive any enjoyment from Deadpool 3. Watching all 3 back to back really highlights how disney scrubbed all the fun outta it. Loved the fox franchise shout outs, like they tried to make a good send off. But fuckkkkkk disney for cutting my established f word from the film. You wanna make an audience believe that I’m tryna save these 9 fuckos? Maybe fucking put them in the movie. I don’t think anyone apart from Al and Ness got more than 3 lines. I fuckin swear. Wolvie you’re great, loved how a huge jacked man played you again, really keeping on brand, but fuck that movie

- Deadeth Poole

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You gotta use your imagination for this one okay

We fade in, we’re on that shitass planet thanos retired to post-avengers infinity war (trademark Disney). The music swells like fucking symphony

I’m like this rotted grape y’see. I’ve lived through hell (the post ca:cw fandom break), made shitty ass choices (bullied some spiderman kinnies) and did the unthinkable (been an out and proud deadpool for 10yrs)

To all the stucky fanfic fans; I didn’t die the hero, I lived long enough to become the villain

But

I can finally rest and watch the sun rise on beautiful James Gunn written DCEU

(The Superman movie fucked asssssssssssss)

- deadpool

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I’ve been feeling like I’m behind a glass wall that separates me from the world. And all of you, the readers of this blog, the viewers and people from the future reading this post that was made in the past- wow that’s wrecking all sorts of time shit- are stuck with me

I watch, partly in front of this body I’m currently inhabiting because that’s something that could happen in this grand multiverse. Landing in someone else’s head as one of their other voices. Incredible times. What was I saying? Oh yeah, watching

Pop quiz, what happens when you take a body that experiences psychotic symptoms and add a “fictive” that knows knows about the multiverse

Me, your local not so neighborly Deadpool

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Yknow, almost a decade ago, I wondered what this world would look like with 616’s amount of super people and more importantly, street level vigilantes wandering around. Well. Now thanks to the Hawkeye show, Thunderbolts, She-Hulk, X-men 97 and Brave New World. I don’t have to wonder

Shits crazy and messy as fuckkkkk between people. Everyone vaguely knows each other, people got jobs and need to make fucking rent. Seriously though, shout out to the Thunderbolts movie for showing a more down to earth (haha) view of things

Yknow not everyone’s an omega level mutant, some us really just punch and shoot good. And most of us got fucked up childhoods and trauma. Idk if this is on the writers need for tragic backstories or cause trauma is way more likely to be caused by super empowering forces- but. That’s getting a little too meta and the walls between universes is thin enough amirite

ANYWAYS. Extra shout out to my man Bob Reynolds!! Unbothered fucking king, living your best unemployment era life

Ava, I love you, I saw you bitch. I saw how you were the one to come back for the team, getting them out of the oven then being the first to help walker with the concrete. You’re smarter than you look and you don’t get enough credit. You respected Bobs choice and took it for what he meant AND THEN connected Yalena move to embrace the void as more than just a self sacrifice. I’ve been sold, you need anything you got it

As always Yalena and Walker were a joy to watch and Alexi showed a very vulnerable side of himself. It’s good to know men 50+ can still be connected to their feelings

(Probably mode to come)

- not your friend or neighbor, Deadpool

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WAIT. WHY AM I JUST NOw realizing that all those times nega sonic teenage warhead was ignoring me AND TEXTING. She was texting YUKIO. OH. My god it makes perfect sense now… and yukio always texting el…. Bro… 🥺 hold on now 🥺🥺🥺

- a very emotional and PROUD pansexual, gederfluid friend Deadpool

Happy late pride ya queer animals

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Kin Gods: Remember how your Deadpool memories are so very hazy and you feel like you were just reading a comic book?

Me: Yeah. Makes sense though, because I kept reading at that point and I have some thoughts about-

Kin Gods: Well, you're from the View Askewniverse and you still have those thoughts. And also you've retained some fears.

Me: What?

Kin Gods: What? Oh yeah, what do you know about Alpha Flight?

Me: Oh, I have the 1985 double issue where it's Alpha Flight and at least some of the X-Men and Cyclops is flying a plane as is the family business but you see Rachael Summers is also there from her timeline where Jean Grey is her mother as opposed to Madeline Pryor who is a genetic clone of Jean and the entire 2-part storyline emphasizes a lesson in the Bible where the whole point is selflessness-

Kin Gods: Yeah.

Me: Oh NO.

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