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[skylinesentinel]

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A few minutes past midnight, Peter swung himself above the building and landed on the nearest ledge. Criminals A, B, and C had been nicely wrapped and hung from the streetlamps outside of the nearest police department out of pure habit and Peter was ready for more action that night. However, noticing the mercenary had gotten his attention. 

He carefully slid down the wall to sit on his heels, one elbow on his thigh as he cradled his chin. “I hope you’re keeping yourself out of trouble, Pool. Would hate to have to web you up to the nearest skyscraper.” Even if the man could regenerate, Peter didn’t feel too comfortable doing that to him. 

“You wouldn’t believe how many people mistook me for a trick or treater yesterday.”

[webwiings-a]

     so, TECHNICALLY, she was very underage. and technically she wasn’t supposed to be in the bar but that wasn’t stopping jessica. she managed to grab a couple of drinks from people far too distracted in conversation before taking up a seat in the back corner, a big mischievous grin on her face.

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[ofcrimsonenchantresses-archive]

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Wanda held up the vegetarian burrito with a disgusted look on her face. “This looks disgusting...” She muttered as she sniffed it. “How do you even eat it? I like my clothes unblemished.” 

[iinterfectrix]

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           ‘ halloween is over, ya know ----what’s with the get up ? ’

[aquamanandfriends]

Strange

“It’s...It’s nothing just,” Vanessa wasn’t sure what was wrong with her and it was terrifying. “Since Francis and all that shit. I’ve just physically felt,” She couldn’t think of the word, “Like something’s strange.”

[totesamaymay-archive-blog]

From one Wade who's ancient to another Wade, you're the best one that I've seen around here since 2013 when I started. PROPS.

you’re so sWEET I CAN’T EVEN I WISH RYAN REYNOLDS CRIED ON SCREEN MORE OFTEN BECAUSE I’M CRY AND ILU <3<3<3

[sakaargames-a]

deadpoolwasnothere replied to your post: oh yeah , i should mention : this blog is NOT...

everything you post is read in Jeff Goldblums voice in my head. I just heard him say “Try my gosh darn doodly hardest” in his voice and I’m dying laughing.

OH MY GOD. this just made my day on so many levels !!

[arxnexe]

Try Wade Wilson

‘TRY’ ; SELECTIVE — ** ;

                    ❛   — —    HOLY    ;      (    fuck - nuggets     )    !    Y’see this    BALLERINA    ?   THIS    ,   is what you call good luck   !    No white semen comin’ outta the wrists    (    necessary    )   this time .  ❜

 — he is currently referring to an ABNORMALLY large CHICKEN nugget in the McDonald Happy Meal.

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