Professors Profess A Brief Goodbye to Their Golden Years
As the old saying goes, the early professor gets the potion. At least that's what students arriving to breakfast last week discovered when it appears a de-aging potion had been slipped into several of the professors goblets before sunrise and what can only be described as utter chaos broke loose. Yours truly was there to see it unfold in real time as several of the second year class had assembled for a, definitely not suspicious, early morning study session that day. In total, ten professors saw a return to their teenage years, complete with a return of uncontrollable emotions, clearly, as several students fell victim to personal attacks from a teenage version of Professor Carter. There were shrunken heads abound and students hung from chandeliers in the Great Hall by the time the potions effects had fully set into place. I myself also felt the wrath of Professor James (Before she was carted out of the great hall by a shrinking Hero Althaus) and Professor Carter with fire and worms respectively. That's what you get for going after the action I suppose - take note kids. It's dangerous in the field. But, attacking students at will wasn't the only thing on the moody professors to-do lists. They seemed to take advantage of their new found youth by running renegade around the castle. Breaking into offices, slinking off to the forest, and even hiding out in the staff lounge - granted would be a normal place for a professor if they weren't in the current mental state of a fifteen year old. As disturbing as it is to hear your favorite dance machine professor screeching "YOLO!" As he runs from breakfast with his fist in the air all signs point to the epic prank being a major success because this second year surely has no idea who could be to blame, but if I get any leads I will follow them to any lengths.
Until next time,
-Seeley Pichardo
P. S. Any students with any information regarding the this incident should report directly to Professor Foster in the Defense Offices on the Second floor.
((Special Thank You to Professors : Carter, Althaus, Narsinghani, Hambeldon, Foster, James, Mendelssohn, & Fjord; Headmaster Gawkrodger, Miss Huntington & Mr. Hextor for taking a sip and playing along))